Boy, are you a ZIP file? Cuz there's A LOT to unpack here.
Boy, are you a PDF? Cuz there are things I want to change about you, but it's honestly a process.
Boy, are you a .WAV file, cuz honestly I don't wanna hear it πŸ™„
Boy are you my email inbox? Cuz the mere thought of you gives me mild anxiety. πŸ“¬βš°οΈπŸͺ¦

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18 Apr
I really want to share what I'm doing with @EmilyKager today, but I'm too afraid creeps will figure out where we are and show up. So just know we are excited, there will be photos that we will post after, and we are v extra. πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ“Έ
Truly living up to this trophy I purchased myself at @Target πŸ₯²πŸ†
I literally took only 1 pic because I was too busy being *present* and enjoying myself and having a great time with @EmilyKager today, but what a treat to find a hotel pool to discuss world domination during a heat wave in the Bay Area with one of my main ma'ams πŸŠπŸŒŠπŸšπŸš’β›΅πŸ‘™
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16 Apr
Chatting with @learnwdaniel about @bitprj today on #HelloWorldLive! We'll be talking about the upcoming @AzureFunctions Serverless course that is open for registration! Going live at 10:30am PST (NOW)!

(also plz note the FASHION by @DataSciBae!! πŸ’‹) Image
If you're a student looking to learn all about @AzureFunctions, APIs, and build your very own serverless project with the help of mentors (like me & @nthonyChu), you should definitely apply- everyone is welcome! πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

You can learn more about the program at… Image
Want to mentor? We need mentors! You can apply, and help the next generation of serverless pros at
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13 Apr
Me when I cancel a meeting last min: I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON AND FEEL BAD AHHHHHH. I AM SO SORRY. 😰

Me when someone else cancels a meeting last min: Please don't apologize- this is the best thing to ever happen to me πŸ₯²
Me seeing the free time on my calendar like:
Me merely THINKING about the thought of cancelling something due to my own unrelenting standards:
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12 Apr
In lieu of DMing me just "hey", don't dm me at all.
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Closed my dms. This is why we can't have nice things.
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12 Apr
Being an ambivert is emotionally exhausting. I have absolutely no problem performing in front of thousands of people on stage. But, ask me to talk to a front desk person and I will have to emotionally prepare myself for 15-20 minutes, and even then I'll beg my boyfriend do it.
Trust me, I'm as confused as you are. I have literally danced/sung along to prerecorded fart/burp sounds in Shrek the musical 5 nights a week for 2+ months, but often the mere thought of 1:1 interactions can give me crippling anxiety 😳 Brains are weird.
tldr: I'd literally rather sing and tap dance in front of the whole restaurant than go through the emotional turmoil of asking a complete stranger working at the venue where the restroom is.
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7 Apr
A man came up to me & @tsmith in the park and asked if he could recite his 3 favorite quotes to us (they ended up being bible verses). Not a religious person, so I'm contemplating doing this to strangers but with my favorite @starwars quotes. πŸ€”
#1: Exsqueeze me... -Jar-Jar Binks
#2: Always pass on what you have learned -Yoda
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