Love to catch up with old friends!! ❤️ It's so beautiful how technology connects us all!!! 💌🙏 Jean, no.

When he owns/runs a vineyard and is very charming, but you find out later he willingly separated his twin daughters (that he had with a woman he married on a boat, whom he barely knew) at birth 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Obligatory @lindsaylohan hand tag

Them: It's super easy, why don't you just--

Me, a neurodivergent human with #ADHD: Saying "just" to someone with ADHD is like saying "calm down" to someone who is upset.

Whoa.

https://twitter.com/lizparody23/status/1429925827500720134

More details in Spanish:

https://twitter.com/flojalenti/status/1429931212517294082?s=19

I've been sending "Nope" to this guy since December 2018. Stop telling me to build a bot for it. I'm good. I only build fun bots 🙃

The CDC recommends you stop DMing me to ask if I can teach your wife to code. Especially since there are so many free resources online, my gender has nothing to do with my ability to teach her, and I don't have time so how about you do it, sir? 🙃

Boy, are you a ZIP file? Cuz there's A LOT to unpack here. Boy, are you a PDF? Cuz there are things I want to change about you, but it's honestly a process.

I really want to share what I'm doing with @EmilyKager today, but I'm too afraid creeps will figure out where we are and show up. So just know we are excited, there will be photos that we will post after, and we are v extra. 👯‍♀️💋📸 Truly living up to this trophy I purchased myself at @Target 🥲🏆

Chatting with @learnwdaniel about @bitprj today on #HelloWorldLive! We'll be talking about the upcoming @AzureFunctions Serverless course that is open for registration! Going live at 10:30am PST (NOW)! aka.ms/helloworld

(also plz note the FASHION by @DataSciBae!! 💋) If you're a student looking to learn all about @AzureFunctions, APIs, and build your very own serverless project with the help of mentors (like me & @nthonyChu), you should definitely apply- everyone is welcome! 🙋‍♀️

You can learn more about the program at bitproject.org/course/serverl…

Me when I cancel a meeting last min: I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON AND FEEL BAD AHHHHHH. I AM SO SORRY. 😰

Me when someone else cancels a meeting last min: Please don't apologize- this is the best thing to ever happen to me 🥲 Me seeing the free time on my calendar like:

In lieu of DMing me just "hey", don't dm me at all. 😐😑

Being an ambivert is emotionally exhausting. I have absolutely no problem performing in front of thousands of people on stage. But, ask me to talk to a front desk person and I will have to emotionally prepare myself for 15-20 minutes, and even then I'll beg my boyfriend do it. Trust me, I'm as confused as you are. I have literally danced/sung along to prerecorded fart/burp sounds in Shrek the musical 5 nights a week for 2+ months, but often the mere thought of 1:1 interactions can give me crippling anxiety 😳 Brains are weird.

A man came up to me & @tsmith in the park and asked if he could recite his 3 favorite quotes to us (they ended up being bible verses). Not a religious person, so I'm contemplating doing this to strangers but with my favorite @starwars quotes. 🤔 #1: Exsqueeze me... -Jar-Jar Binks

Make it digital in the 1st place 🙃💉 A paper document? In this, the year of the Panera 2021? 🤔

Before making assumptions on someone based off their degree, perhaps consider the individual's life and socioeconomic circumstances that led them to learning a new skill/career/trade later in life. Take for example, me: my mom died when I was 15 and in high school. Thinking about my career wasn't something on my mind- I was trying to get through each week. My grades suffered, and (obviously) no top schools were interested in me. I didn't even hear about CS until I was 25.

Got a Fitbit Sense, and the clock face store is giving me some WILD energy I...

🤨 @fast recently pulled an offer from my friend. Personally, I'm not a fan.

https://twitter.com/domm/status/1367898035959652354

Like, offer signed- 2 weeks notice at previous job given. I'd love an explanation, cuz I'm pissed.

International Women's Day is coming up. In lieu of tagging 20+ women in a long Twitter thread, plz consider donating/investing/volunteering with an organization like @TechtonicaOrg @BlackGirlsCode or @blockpartyapp_ ♀️💸👩‍💻🚺🤸‍♀️💘 it makes a huge difference.

#IWD2021 #IWD Also, consider becoming a mentor at @Hackbright! 👩🏿‍💻👩🏻‍💻👩🏽‍💻👩‍💻👩🏾‍💻

I wouldn't be where I am today without @pslawless as mine ❤️ And it's been such a pleasure to mentor @LeahYuk + @beccaroro and see them grow into 2 of the most talented engineers I know!! 💪🖱️💾 hackbrightacademy.com/mentor-at-hack…

When you're in a meeting and some dude restates what you said earlier to take credit for your idea: When a male ally in the meeting notices this, and calls out that it was, in fact, originally your proposed idea:

We need to standardize "table flip" as a reaction on all video conferencing platforms. Sometimes a wave/heart/thumbs up just won't do.

(/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ┻━┻ "So how does everyone feel about the new OKRs?"

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5 years ago I was performing on this stage as a crayon in "The Day the Crayons Quit", and pounding redbull to get my energy high enough to perform 2 morning shows a day for kids 🎭🖍️😴

If you think it's too late to learn to code/make a career switch, I promise you it's not. 👩‍💻💙 Not everyone has the luxury of being exposed to computer science at an early age. There's no shame in learning later in life- we all start somewhere.

If you feel like you don't belong in tech, I assure you, there's space for you (and we need you). 💙❤️