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[thread] I used a comedian recently about where the threshold was in a joke that went too far

I will introduce you to that at the end of a picture round of questions

What would you find it *unacceptable* for a politician to beg/mis-use money for?

At what point do you *CARE"
1. Essential foods?
2. Essential toiletries

trusselltrust.org/get-help/emerg…
3. "liver and bacon"
4. Red wine
5. A new bicycle
6. A new car
7. A holiday get away
8. All the add ons that come with the holiday get away

A private jet
9. A charter boat
10. A nanny
11. To redecorate
12. Some "home tuition"
So I have stopped at 12

If you aren't concerned at the ethics of a PM

When in the fuck will you be?

M. Thatcher 1963

"The Prime Minister is a man of the highest integrity and honour and should not, therefore, suffer for someone whose standards were not as high as his own.”
"The Office of National Statistics has released its provisional update of the UK Average Salary 2019, showing that the average full-time salary is £36,611 and average part-time salary is £12,495."

theguardian.com/politics/2009/…
So to those of you who manage to survive on a salary or income less than Boris Johnson

I commend you

You have not had to beg or misuse public funds to live in this country
Here is Liz Truss demonstrating

A decade of Tory rule

And what was it

Oh yes "a country that works for everyone"

Here is a thread on that comedian & Boris with his words on "let it rip" & "let the bodies piled high"

I have chosen to juxtapose it with a report from June 2020 from "Conservative" MPs & ministers who wanted to EXPLOIT coronavirus to hide brexit in

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I forgive you.

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its not just Rishi's post that has been community noted

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Nigel Farage wants to focus on Oldham and talk about languages

So let's travel to Oldham

I would like to dedicate this thread to Nadia Hussain. Thank you. For your work in helping others.

I am also going to talk about David and Nigel.

The fixation on languages is nothing new to Nigel

Going back in time

It was Romanians that was his concern

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-274599…
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Keir said no to 6 but yes to 2
Tory sycophants are out with their scripted shite

I have 1 question
Not on the lie of "won't debate" from Elliot

Where was your insult of Fright Knight when @BorisJohnson no showed @afneil ?
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A reminder from 2019

bbc.co.uk/news/election-…
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