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[thread] I used a comedian recently about where the threshold was in a joke that went too far

I will introduce you to that at the end of a picture round of questions

What would you find it *unacceptable* for a politician to beg/mis-use money for?

At what point do you *CARE"
1. Essential foods?
2. Essential toiletries

trusselltrust.org/get-help/emerg…
3. "liver and bacon"
4. Red wine
5. A new bicycle
6. A new car
7. A holiday get away
8. All the add ons that come with the holiday get away

A private jet
9. A charter boat
10. A nanny
11. To redecorate
12. Some "home tuition"
So I have stopped at 12

If you aren't concerned at the ethics of a PM

When in the fuck will you be?

M. Thatcher 1963

"The Prime Minister is a man of the highest integrity and honour and should not, therefore, suffer for someone whose standards were not as high as his own.”
"The Office of National Statistics has released its provisional update of the UK Average Salary 2019, showing that the average full-time salary is Β£36,611 and average part-time salary is Β£12,495."

theguardian.com/politics/2009/…
So to those of you who manage to survive on a salary or income less than Boris Johnson

I commend you

You have not had to beg or misuse public funds to live in this country
Here is Liz Truss demonstrating

A decade of Tory rule

And what was it

Oh yes "a country that works for everyone"

Here is a thread on that comedian & Boris with his words on "let it rip" & "let the bodies piled high"

I have chosen to juxtapose it with a report from June 2020 from "Conservative" MPs & ministers who wanted to EXPLOIT coronavirus to hide brexit in

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What was your <adjective> lie?

First?
Funniest?
Smallest?
Easiest?
Most difficult?
Lie you are most proud of?
Lie you are most ashamed of?

Or as @NickFerrariLBC asks @BorisJohnson here "greatest"
Now I am curious

How do you define "greatest"?
Is that based on the rank or position of whom you are lying to?

Does lying to Elizabeth (Her Late Majesty) get a greater score than Josephine?
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What would I do if I had:

0 followers
1 follower
200 million followers

What would I do with the tweet from @BehizyTweets below that has been quote tweeted by @ElonMusk

It is the lack of self respect from Elon
So

So it's quite a simple process

To borrow from Elon

step 1 - make your requirements less dumb
step 2 - delete more of your process
step 3 - simplify or optimise
step 4 - accelerate cycle time

linkedin.com/posts/vernehar…
so let's take Elon at his "principles"
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"You basically say it wasn't a big deal. I regret apologising. Is that really your position?"

"Did you regret apologising to the Queen?"

Mr Johnson refuses to answer and replies: "I don't discuss my conversations with the Queen."

A reminder: twas a *FULSOME APOLOGY* Image
A reminder on #Partygate

And Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Image
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And of course Josephine Image
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