On the one hand, we pretend today's social ills are due to deficient education and upbringing

On the other, we know from history that mental faculties are in the genes; the Newtons, Ramanujans, and Watts had no help from "nurture"
The "exquisite mind undeterred by hardship" is a trope so true that we make movies and tell stories about it

But we hate to imagine that it could be true in the future or, worse, in the present

Because it also means, implicitly, that most minds are not capable of greatness
If Galton were alive today, he would be most puzzled by the survival of universities

"Wait, YouTube and Wikipedia are free, yet you pay $40,000 a year to hear someone read slides?"
I await a future where dad looks up from under the hood of his automobile, wipes his hands on a grease rag and snarls:

"College? COLLEGE? What need have you of book learnin'? Kahn Academy was good enough for me, and it's damn well good enough for you!"

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7 May
1\ An urban legend that refuses to die is the idea that "BIPOC patients are more likely to die in childbirth" and that this must reflect systemic racism

This idea is taken so seriously that it's now the subject of proposed legislation:
2\ Unsurprisingly, the CDC is in on the grift

They are spending $45M to investigate the supposed problem

They've also hitched their wagon to the eternally unproven, eternally un-disprovable "Implicit Bias" theory of structural racism

No doubt more speaking tours for Kendi!
3\ So how bad is the problem?

CDC's landing page for the topic is curiously fixated on one disparity: 4-5x worse for blacks than for whites

Obviously, the reader is invited to believe that these must be the extremes of the spectrum

cdc.gov/media/releases…
Read 12 tweets
2 May
1\ Been reading Gennep's "Rites of Passage", about the conserved forms of human ritual across time and space

One of the most primal concepts for the human brain is the "crossing of thresholds"

Thresholds are central to rituals of all types (birth, marriage, war, diplomacy)...
2\ And COVID-19 hygiene rituals are no different

This morning we breakfasted at a place where the Karens emerged from their cars already masked, walked masked to the hostess...then happily unmasked once past the door...
3\ After breakfast we went to a public playground with no obvious entry point or threshold. *Everyone* was masked on slide and swing

Later we drove to a private playground with an entry gate. Same Karen demographic, same masks, but they all unmasked once past the gate
Read 4 tweets
2 May
Is the rabid zeal for other people to get vaccinated like anything so much as Old World missionaries dragging frightened natives into the sunlight and forcing them to kiss a holy book?
Andy Slavitt is the conquistador in shiny greaves spraying holy water on a virgin landscape and idly wondering where to put the silver mine
Gates is the earnest believer who erects a church on his encomienda and scrupulously counts out the royal fifth to be sent to Spain
Read 5 tweets
21 Apr
I'm no fan of masks, but let's not pretend they're anything more than an eyesore

Masks of all types biodegrade almost instantly
There's an entire genre of human legend that involves pretending flimsy objects last forever if littered

Masks, straws, bottles, etc.

It's a secular version of the Doctrine of Infant Damnation...the fact that it's obviously false makes the believer feel even more righteous
Like, imagine what the world would look like if things like paper masks *didn't* degrade almost instantly in the elements

You'd walk down the sidewalk and newspapers from 1985 would skitter by in the wind

Soda cans from 1976 would choke every beach
Read 4 tweets
17 Apr
1\ I just experienced a government clusterfuck so stupefying that, if I hadn't already watched the world shut down despite hospitals being empty, I wouldn't believe it was possible...

So, I need a PCR test for an upcoming int'l flight...
2\ Test can't be more than 72hrs old, but because our city is testing all school children multiple times a week, commercial labs can no longer do 72hr turnarounds

The lab tech helpfully suggested I check the airport

Turns out, the airport offers 48hr turnarounds on tests!
3\ Great! I even checked the airport website. It specifically advertises that tests are available for people who need them before they can depart

Perfect! Jumped in an Uber and off I went
Read 4 tweets
8 Apr
Puerto Rico is closing businesses and imposing curfew because of a "rise in cases"

What they don't mention: testing is up 40x
But hospitalizations are up!

Yes. All the way to 5% of hospital capacity.
On the entire island of three million, there is a single child in ICU with COVID-19
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