watching the great snake thriller of the 1990s 
retroactive best supporting actor nomination for this accent
when i saw this movie as a kid i obviously thought the snake was the villain but watching it as an adult i’m confident the snake is hero. these people shouldn’t have been trying to disturb that tribe!
“They strike, wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.”
nothing funnier than these actors trying to play terror against a snake that looks like it came from a putt putt golf
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