𝚄𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝙳𝙲 𝙼𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘

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13 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read

FU Twitter

Here’s the context. Hardly “harmful.”

Remember in 2010 when twitter was fun and not a buzzkill?

The dumbest people in the county joined Twitter and ruined it.

Twitter is fine with terrorists using the platform, but if you say “shithole,” asshat @jack will scold you.

My takeaway: use more profanity to increase twitter’s electric bill

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they don't require masks.

they say they do, but they don't.

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