Real archaeologists aren't hunting for Atlantis because it was a story made up by Plato. He admitted he was making it up when he told it

It isn't lost and we'll never find it. I'm tired of pseudoarchaeology dominating archaeology TV
Woof, the pseudoarch trolls have come out

Apparently, all protrusions on stones, from decorative to functional (we'd call them lifting bosses) are called nubs by these pseudos

These nubs aren't proof of aliens, but human ingenuity (and laziness to not polish them down) Image
The pic above is of the Propylaia in Athens. It was never finished because of the outbreak of the Peloponnesian Wars

When you see these lifting bosses still there, it means ancient builders haven't finished with some aesthetic details on the exterior of a building!

Not aliens
BREAKING NEWS!

Archaeologists have found Plato's Republic!

It's in Rome buried under the imperial buildings
BREAKING NEWS!

Humans once had four legs and four arms till Zeus split us in two. For the story of love by Aristophanes as recorded by Plato as transformed into song, I highly recommend Hedwig and the Angry Inch

*sigh*

why?

@ArchaeoHermes is fighting the good fight here.

No real archaeologists who conduct excavations and use modern methods of historical and archaeological interpretation are seriously looking into Atlantis

Real archaeologists don't try to solve grand mysteries

Instead we study what we actually find: the layout and construction of a building, the design and chronology of pottery, the make-up of foodstuffs in a midden: all to understand past people

sure, much of it is boring
But, trust me, it can also be fascinating. Why?

Because people were and are fascinating. We love good stories about people, what they did, what they ate, and their pets

Check out my story about a beloved Roman dog:

Or how about the chilling story about the Agora Bone Well.

It isn't a mystery. It's a sad phenomenon: grieving families dealing with infant mortality

It pulls at heartstrings because it's about humanity (*CW* human remains)

Or maybe you'd like to read about ancient narcotic usage. Again, something fascinating that we have plentiful evidence for. Like the geological vapors at the roots of the Oracle at Delphi

The problem is that pseudoarchaeology is used to erase the accomplishments of past people, especially black and brown people

Want to learn about the real archaeology of Africa? Check out this thread:

Lastly, you might think: what's the harm in the Atlantis myth?

Well, the historiography of Atlantis passes through Nazi intellectuals in WWII Germany

It is part of white supremacist mythology

smithsonianchannel.com/video/series/s…
For those who don't want to watch a video but prefer to read an article on the links between Nazi mythology and Atlantis, you can read more here:

(or search the internet, the evidence is plentiful in reputable sources)

haaretz.com/jewish/holocau…
Some serious discourse here from a real "anthropologist"

I love how I'm an overpaid Marxist

1) As a precarious academic, I most certainly am not overpaid

2) If I was a real Marxist, I wouldn't accept overpayment

3) this racist twit makes money selling fake shit. Block him ImageImage
I love when the followers of a quack accidentally reveal the real etymology

hmm, It's like the Greek names Atlantis and Atlantic come from the Greek hero Atlas? And not a MesoAmerican term?

The real conspiracy is quacks enriching themselves from connections that don't exist Image
Alright, I'm done with this thread. It's long and has too many notifications

I'll leave you with this excellent article by @lizzie_wade

Support some great archaeologists and buy some nifty shirts debunking Atlantis!

Sorry, but just wanted to emphasize statements made by this "anthropologist"

This is not "anthropology"

I have not once engaged with Sepehr other than blocking him due to tweet he sent (screenshotted above)

Sepehr is clearly the cyber-bully having conversations with himself Image
I saw the last tweet by Sepehr a few hours ago, but was mulling over how to respond

He's since deleted it. It's pretty clear who's fucking around and finding out
Robert Sepehr is racist trash

He has a quarter million YouTube followers peddling fake anthropology, archaeology, and history as thinly veiled prejudice

This thread by @vert_archy exposes Sepehr's vile racism. Content Warning for pretty much everything
For a more detailed debunking of Atlantis, check out this new thread:

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More from @FlintDibble

15 May
This #archaeology thread gives a behind-the-scenes look at the new @Discovery show β€œHunting Atlantis” hosted by @stelpavlou & @jessphoenix2018

I present findings based on years of interdisciplinary research into the archaeological and historical context around Atlantis
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The secrets presented in this thread will anger a large swath of people

They’ve already begun trolling me and other scholars in my cabal after we first spoke up about #Atlantis

BUT I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

the truth will prevail
/2
We all know the story of Atlantis. It’s been popularized, retold, and adapted in movies, on TV, and in comic books

But the true history is still shocking. It’s tinged by violence and hatred and is part of our own 21st century phenomenon of rampant conspiracy theories
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Read 67 tweets
11 Mar
This is a test. I have too much homework. Who can help me on an essay I have due tomorrow?
OK who wants to help me pay for this so we can make fun of the hilarious shit-storm that'll ensue
Some real confidence here cc @digkabri
Read 12 tweets
10 Mar
Athenian street cats. A visual thread A gnarly Athenian cat
They're everywhere! ImageCats lounging on an Athenia...
They swarm you at tavernas Begging cats in an Athenian...Cat begging next to a diner
Read 8 tweets
28 Feb
Alright, I'm joining the game and animating some ancient stuff. This is from the Acropolis Museum in Athens

Kinda fun, though it won't work on ancient animals! I'll add more as I get some OK ones
Here's Alexander the Great
Here's Myrtis, one of the little girls buried in an ancient Athenian plague pit. You can read more about her here:

This animation is based off of a facial reconstruction, which is based off her skeletal remains
Read 46 tweets
27 Feb
This is where the phrase "when the carriage is a-rockin don't come a-knockin" comes from
For a more serious look at the significance of this carriage and our understanding of ancient Roman vehicles, see this excellent thread by @Pompeiana79 (with links to other threads by archaeologists)

For a deeper dive into the erotic imagery and its parallels, see this thread by @opietasanimi with links to other threads by art historians

Read 6 tweets
25 Feb
Ancient Athenian ceramic painters loved to paint Heracles and the Nemean Lion. But it's clear that some of the artists had never seen a lion...

This one looks like the lion in the Wizard of Oz!
1/8
my pic from the National Archaeological Museum in Athens (@museumsmoments) ImageImage
This one is hilarious

An artist first scratched out a weird lionish head whose weirdness is emphasized by the painter who can't paint between the lines

at least he's got a bright red tongue!
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Pic by Marie-Lan Nguyen in the Museum of Fine Arts in Lyon: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hera… ImageImage
What even is going on with this lion!
/3

In the Museum of Cycladic Art in Athens, pic by Marcus Cyron: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anti… ImageImage
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