Me, a decade ago living with my parents: "Of course tenants should have rights. Landlords are scum"
Me now, having helped my 4 foot tall landlady evict wife-beaters, drug addicts, & Ethiopians: "She should have the right to have us executed at any time for any reason"
Me now, having helped my 4 foot tall landlady evict wife-beaters, drug addicts, & Ethiopians: "She should have the right to have us executed at any time for any reason"
I never really understood why our ancestors were so reluctant to abandon blood feuds until you spent 4 hours at a tenant dispute resolution agency trying to make a clerk understand that the guy she gave leave notice a year ago for doing hard drugs should be physically removed.
"Is he a physical danger to any of the residents?"
"He does meth and he leaves the door and ground floor windows open all day, so we keep having mouse infestations."
"But has he threatened one of you?"
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"He does meth and he leaves the door and ground floor windows open all day, so we keep having mouse infestations."
"But has he threatened one of you?"
🤪
Where is this magical place the 🏴s are always ranting about where landlords can violate tenants' human rights with impunity? I've seen the alternative and I want to live there.
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