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@TheMossadIL
May 16, 2021 • 15 tweets • 5 min read • Read on X
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This thread could use an update. ImageImage
This may hold the record for oldest picture to be used for #Pallywood yet. Image
Following the latest operation, we have a new batch to share:

✖️Syria is not Gaza Image
✖️Beirut is not Gaza Image
✖️This birthmark is not Gaza Image
✖️Afghanistan is not Gaza Image
✖️Yemen is not Gaza Image
✖️Syria is not Gaza Image
✖️Syria is not Gaza Image
✖️Syria is not Gaza Image
✖️Ukraine is not Gaza Image
✖️Syria is not Gaza Image
✖️Syria is not Gaza Image
Thank you @emilykschrader and @YosephHaddad for bringing this to video!

Picking only 5 must have been the hardest part!
What actually happened:
Jogger, minding his own business gets stabbed by a Palestinian terrorist. The jogger fights him off and the terrorist is neutralized by security forces.

↪️(feed through Palestinian lie generator)

↪️Result: Image

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Oct 15
We can give you a detailed list of the prisoners' list of terror attacks they caused and people they murdered if you like.

We can also estimate the "pay-for-slay" money they received for it.

🧑‍🎨 @JonathanMajburd Image
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Oct 2
🚨 Details on the Navy’s operation against the complete waster of everyone's time called “Sumud” flotilla:

42 vessels — the biggest provocation flotilla Israel has ever faced — all intercepted, boarded, and neutralized.

This was Shayetet 13 at full force.
The “humanitarian aid”?
A joke.

42 boats, international headlines, activists screaming “genocide” — all for a few token boxes of supplies.

A senior security source said: “This proves it was nothing but a provocation.”

A surprise to absolutely no one.
The most surreal moment:

After commandos secured one of the yachts, it started sinking on its own.

Guess who rescued the “activists”?
The very Shayetet 13 soldiers they came to demonize.

The boat is now at the bottom of the sea. The lives of the provocateurs are saved thanks to 🇮🇱.
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Sep 25
Every Antisemitic Canard is a Qatari Truth

🧵 Image
Accusation: Controls the media

Israel/Jews (Myth): Antisemitic trope claiming Jews secretly dominate global media. No evidence of coordinated control.

Qatar (Documented): Owns/controls Al Jazeera; FARA filings show $80k/mo to GRV Strategies pitching Fox/NY Post, plus $180k/mo to Lumen8 Advisors for media consulting.
Accusation: Controls Hollywood / entertainment

Israel/Jews (Myth): False stereotype alleging “Jewish control” of culture/film.

Qatar (Documented): Qatar Investment Authority (QIA) has invested heavily in U.S. entertainment and real estate, including stakes in media companies.
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Sep 16
🚨 The Actual Literal Terrorists Behind Sumud

Everyone you see taking selfies on the Sumud Flotilla is a puppet with social media clout being put to use by Hamas & Muslim Brotherhood terrorists. Greta and her merry crew of skippers and sailors are the dictionary definition of useful idiots.

Check out this thread. 🧵Image
You’ve seen the clips: Greta rocking the terror scarf, her once-innocent scowl now spitting out lines about erasing a country. She’s gone full-blown jihad.

And here’s why: the “Global Sumud Flotilla” is a Hamas–Muslim Brotherhood joint venture.

It's as if Al-Qaeda came out with their own version of Burning Man—except, the goal is another October 7 where they will actually burn men (and everyone else).
The operation runs on three “axes” (their word, not mine):

• Civil: BDS front groups staging port protests.
• International: Global March to Gaza, fundraising, influencer networks.
• Religious: Muslim Brotherhood clerics blessing it as “holy resistance.”

Translation: jihad with catering and the occasional Ibiza dance party.

(photo edited for Quds News)Image
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Sep 10
🚨 BOMBSHELL: Newly uncovered Hamas internal documents prove what Israel has been saying for years—hospitals in Gaza are not neutral.

They are strategic assets in Hamas’s terror network.

While they spent the last 2 years lying to your faces - @NGOmonitor just exposed official Hamas documents that prove they used hospitals as strategic terror bases.Image
The Hamas Ministry of Health openly admits in its own papers:

🟢 Hospitals are gathering spots for wounded fighters.
🟢 “Wounded” often = operatives in sensitive resistance positions.
🟢 Senior Hamas leaders use hospitals as meeting hubs during escalation. Image
It gets worse. Hamas placed “neutral” aid groups inside these terror hubs:

🔴 The Red Cross was stationed in a wing of Shifa Hospital right next to Hamas offices.
🔴 Doctors Without Borders (MSF) used a Hamas secure comms line inside Rafah’s Abu Youssef al-Najjar Hospital. Image
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Aug 22
On Aug 22, the IPC declared “famine” in Gaza City.

Let’s be clear: yes, there are hungry people in Gaza. That is tragic, and no one should minimize their suffering.

But the question is: who is responsible — and who is being blamed?
The IPC report assigns blame to Israel. That’s upside down.

Israel is the only actor in history to feed civilians of an enemy territory — in the middle of a war — while Hamas starves our hostages.

Meanwhile, the UN agencies whose job it is to collect and distribute food trucks often leave them sitting at the crossings.

And Hamas? They steal, hoard, and resell the aid — while building tunnels under hospitals and schools instead of feeding their people.Image
The data matters too.

July’s complete child malnutrition survey (15,749 kids) showed rates below famine threshold.

IPC ignored it, relying instead on a smaller, outdated sample that made the numbers look worse.

They even claimed “hidden” hunger deaths — while their own cited figure (≈6/day) is 30x lower than the famine threshold.

This isn’t science. It’s a BS loaded headline.
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