Been a while since I asked people if I should tell the story of Kaapus Konda. Sorry, I'm a marathi guy in his 40s now. Them is the rules. Should I tell the story of Kaapus Konda?
#MarathiTwitter right now 😂😂
Okay, I love y'all too much to actually carry this through. And also like living 😂.
It's THE most annoying marathi childish thing ever. Kind of like playing the question game or repeating game.
Except here, you just respond with "what do you mean <whatever you said>? Should I tell the story of kaapus konda?"

So if someone says "please!", I would say "what do you mean please? Should I tell the story of kaapus konda?"

Infinite loop. Very marathi. 😂😂
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