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Dana Schwartz

@DanaSchwartzzz

10 Jul

A year ago, this funny guy I sort of knew from the internet invited me onto his podcast. Because of covid, our relationship began with long phone calls, and lots of texting before we eventually met in person. (I was in love almost immediately.)

In January, my cat and I moved in with him. We got another kitten, and started building a life together. The city was still shut down, so our dates were dinners at home and drive-in movies, little weekends away and home-cooked meals.

@IanKarmel

Last night, he took me on our “real” first date. And then as we were getting ice cream in our neighborhood, he asked me to marry him. I can’t tell you how I excited I am to get to share my life with the best person I’ve ever met. I love you @IanKarmel.

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Dana Schwartz

@DanaSchwartzzz

14 Jun

The Thomas Crown Affair is a great movie but it is STONE COLD BONKERS that the resolution at the end is the new york city police officer going, "you know what? I actually don't really care about people stealing art that much."

"yeah, I know a man just stole hundreds of millions of dollars worth of art from THE MET—and yes, I absolutely know who did it, but.... paint swirls on a canvas? I just don't get it! I'm Denis Leary!"

"you know who cares about art? rich people. Arresting rich people??? that's not what the police are for. I'm gonna devote all of my policing energy to ruining the lives of the poor. have fun on your private jet!!!!!"

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Dana Schwartz

@DanaSchwartzzz

25 May

In this episode of Columbo his coat is so shabby that a nun at a soup kitchen thinks he's a homeless man and insists he join them for a warm meal

this is not a joke it's season 4 episode 2

columbo: actually, sister, my name is lieutenant columbo and I'm working on a case

a nun, accidentally giving the most devastating burn in the world: oh! you're undercover! you fooled even me. very good, lieutenant!

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