Thread by @ZiziFothSi

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

I like how this one has its hand up like HELLO MOTHER DEAR I AM COMING FOR YOU

LET ME OUT

I THIRST FOR THE TUMULT

TOO LONG HAVE I BEEN THWARTED BY THIS ENDOMETRIAL PRISON

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

Adult face MRIs, before anyone “well actually”s me, are still kinda grim but approximately 200% less cursed than foetal ones

THIS ONE IS NEONATAL

IT HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

That thing that looks like a fancy moustache? That’s unerupted teeth, baby

I’ve muted this because my brain cannot handle this much noise, but I’m currently putting out feelers about new job opportunities, so fuck it: if you have a role for someone smart, funny, enthusiastic, and capable of unveiling the worst curses on the internet, slide into my DMs

Also fuck it, here’s my ko-fi, I demand payment for being cute & great: ko-fi.com/zizifothsi