Anyways. Cyprus is first and I'm not into it. Sorry Cyprus.
I need Eurovision songs to be WEIRD AS HELL OKAY! We need to get a lot WEIRDER and a lot less mainstream!
I need Eurovision songs to be WEIRD AS HELL OKAY! We need to get a lot WEIRDER and a lot less mainstream!
I miss Europe <3
Staring at you with a lot of expectation, Israel.
Yeah nah. A bare-ass Australian did more political commentary a few years back at a Eurovision than Israel during warcrime atrocities. I was really hoping for something here. Well.
RUSSIA IS BRINGING THE WEIRD, YES
Yes yes, this slaps
I'm here for the Russian Feminist lady.
Serious question, are all the female performers sharing the same dress or something?
What's with the silver tassel thing this year?
Portugal, your stage is cute.
Serbia shaking it up with black tassels instead of silve ones.
I feel like I've seen the same performer 4 times already. EUROVISION IS ABOUT BEING WEIRD, COME ON.
At least Nikki is BRINGING THE TRUE GLAMOUR.
Did he say "As long as you whip me I won't get cold"????
Thanks to Greece for breaking the silver tassel spell.
Hold up.... 
Fine, I like Switzerland but so far Russia is CARRYING the crap out of this
Switzerland needs an epilepsy warning yo
ICELAND BRING IT
ICELAND GETS IT AND HAD THEIR GRANDMA KNIT THESE AMAZING SWEATERS.
Would buy 10/10
Would buy 10/10
ICELAND WINS WITH THE CIRCLE KEYBOARD FUSION
I'm in LOVE
Everyone else go home, Iceland has won my heart.
BITCH WHAT????
ICELAND BAND HAS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN GET THE SWEATER APPARENTLY AND ALSO THEY MAKE VIDEOGAMES??????
dadifreyr.com
ICELAND BAND HAS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN GET THE SWEATER APPARENTLY AND ALSO THEY MAKE VIDEOGAMES??????
dadifreyr.com
HOW the fuck are we back in silver tassle dress land??? GET BETTER DRESSES Y'ALL.
GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!
YES!
GERMANY HAS A DANCING HAND AND A GLITTER UKULELE
GERMANY YOU GET ME.
GERMANY YOU GET ME.
I AM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW T_T
*CRIES IN PROUD*
GERMANY you were so happy and silly and weird and gay I LOVE IT
Finland SLAPS but that took a super sharp turn lol
I've been trying to order my Iceland sweater but the site keeps crashing lol
@dadimakesmusic's site is completely overloaded and all sweaters are sold out ahahah
Anyways. Lithuania is weird and I like them
Lithuania said WE CAN DANCE WEIRD LOOK!
Lithuania TikTok dance trend when
UKRAINE YOUR SONG SLAPS!!!!
Ukraine might be my fav so far from a pure SONG perspective! LET'S GO!!!
ACTUALLY GOT UP TO BOUNCE AROUND!
I HAVE SECURED AN ICELAND SWEATER AND HAD TO ORDER MY WAY THROUGH ICELANDIC LANGUAGE BUT I GOT ONE!!!
France is very France about their France song.
France just went and decided to say "Voila" a bunch in their France song. People will get it.
I hope more people realize how much cultural diversity Europe actually has. Eurovision really helps with that.
Periodic reminder that whiteness as a monolithic concept is a white supremacist concept and Europe is much bigger than white supremacy wants you to think.
Periodic reminder that whiteness as a monolithic concept is a white supremacist concept and Europe is much bigger than white supremacy wants you to think.
Norway, what happened?
Is this a low budget Lil Nas subversion?
Listen, I wasn't even planning to watch Eurovision but I'm having so much fun with this and y'all's responses :D
Nice to know I have followers everywhere and you are ready to be laughing about how lovingly silly this is with me :D
Nice to know I have followers everywhere and you are ready to be laughing about how lovingly silly this is with me :D
NETHERLANDS is BRINGING IT??
I like the energy, not gonna lie.
The background dancers made me a lot more bisexual somehow.
... Italy.
You had NO BUSINESS TO BE THIS SEXY
You had NO BUSINESS TO BE THIS SEXY
I've been LOCKED UP FOR A YEAR, I can not deal with this hotness.
Someone had to bring the kink I guess. We thank you for your service Italy.
Sweden, you cute, but you had to follow a tough act. Appreciate the energy tho.
Look, I just don't buy all the "Sexy girl dancing to dancy song" for Eurovision. You gotta bring MORE.
Flo Rida appears on stage.
American Twitter: WAIT I KNOW SOMEONE FINALLY
American Twitter: WAIT I KNOW SOMEONE FINALLY
Ok let's get my top 5 down:
1. Germany (sorry, of course, I loved it)
2. Iceland
3. Italy (sorry, I'm horny)
4. Ukraine
5. Lithuania
Now everyone votes but it's really just politics, so....
1. Germany (sorry, of course, I loved it)
2. Iceland
3. Italy (sorry, I'm horny)
4. Ukraine
5. Lithuania
Now everyone votes but it's really just politics, so....
While we wait for voting to come through:
This has been SO DELIGHTFUL and SO JOYFUL, I didn't even know I needed this! Thank you for all your lovely replies, I laughed so much!
I AM VERY PROUD OF GERMANY!
This has been SO DELIGHTFUL and SO JOYFUL, I didn't even know I needed this! Thank you for all your lovely replies, I laughed so much!
I AM VERY PROUD OF GERMANY!
I will now re-listen to Ukraine because that one SLAPPED
Also please don't come here to tell me how much you hated Germany :( I really enjoyed it and maybe you could allow me like, 30 minutes of joy for my country?
No really, this is like, the most German thing I can think of. We can not manage to ever be proud of anything we do or represent.
It was a happy, lovingly gay song with a message. That's a wonderful thing to bring to Eurovision. I'm proud.
It was a happy, lovingly gay song with a message. That's a wonderful thing to bring to Eurovision. I'm proud.
The voting expectation rules presented by Nikki made me laugh and I love it <3
Also important to note:
Eurovision is super wholesome and lovely BUT IT IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL! Voting is political and is heavily influenced by politics! Political COMMENTARY is part of the Eurovision fabric!
Eurovision is super wholesome and lovely BUT IT IS INHERENTLY POLITICAL! Voting is political and is heavily influenced by politics! Political COMMENTARY is part of the Eurovision fabric!
No YOU are re-watching the Italy performance because you're very bisexual today.
HUMAN PEOPLE COUNTDOWN WEIRDNESS
Petition to just replace all warmongering with song contests from now on.
Now onto the politics!
We're not listening to Israel tho. Ssssh.
We're not listening to Israel tho. Ssssh.
What's wish Poland and the Zebra?
Well, so far everyone is wrong is all I can say.
Germany is being ROBBED!
NO I HATE IT
Toss the jury votes out, booo!
I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS
Well. Everyone hates us I guess. Did we not buy into enough fascism or why do y'all hate us? Pffff.
ROBBED!
ROBBED!
OH SHIT BARBARA!
FRANCE????????????????
*flips tables*
GERMANY NO
*flips tables*
GERMANY NO
AUSTRALIA MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK FOR REAL
ICELAND YES!!! SIR! I BOW TO YOU! ICELAND!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHAT IS HAPPENING
AN OUTRAGE, ALL OF THIS!
Bring the people votes.
Bring the people votes.
OH SHIT UK GETS NOTHING
............... I laughed too early.
I'm gonna cry in the corner now. I AM VERY HURT.
IN PROTEST I AM FOLLOWING @Jendrikkkk AND SHOWERING THEM WITH LOVE BECAUSE THIS EXPAT GERMAN LOVED YOU AND I WILL BUY YOUR MUSIC!!!
UKRAINE LET'S GET IT
ICELAND YES BITCHES
Holy FUCK ITALY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN THE END THE HORNY WINS BECAUSE OF COURSE
I've lost my mind 3 times over, I swear.
BRING IT HOME ITALY HORNY BABES
ITALY BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMUDGY EYELINER AND KINK IS IT
SMUDGY EYELINER AND KINK IS IT
EVERYONE GO TO HORNY JAIL
GO, PERFORM AGAIN AND HEAL MY BROKEN, GERMAN HEART!
FEWER LIGHTS PLEASE I CAN'T SEE
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