Nationalize Twitter. Make it a PSU. Any tweet which needs to be tweeted has to be submitted in triplicate, and needs to be approved by a Gazetted officer. Unreserved category will get 140 characters rest will be reserved.
No tweets will get posted between 12pm to 2pm. As it's a lunch break. If you need to attach an image with your tweet, it has to be passport size, with white background.
Weaker sections of the society will be provided 250 Retweets per month by the Govt. Payment link will be provided in DMs to make the process quicker.
A senior IAS officer will made the CEO of the company, if you are found to be tweeting something objectionable, your phone will be broken instantly. And you will be made to tweet "I will not tweet bad things about babus" 250 times on your timeline.
All Twitter Spaces will be chaired by a Magistrate. If Anyone tries to sing he/she will be prosecuted under Indian Penal Code.
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