When you are in bachelor's room, Never pick up a bottle of water and drink without asking, the water maybe 3 months old.
A bachelor's room is like a radioactive facility, you should not touch anything without the assistance of the bachelor. Always ask as to how to operate his toilet before using it, even the locking the Toilet door has a unique way. Which only the bachelor knows.
Also remember, floor is a legit extension of the wardrobe. And is a perfectly fine place to keep your stuff. So if you find a T-shirt lying on the floor, dont mistake it for a Pochha. This is what the guy will wear to the mess for dinner.
Every edible thing in the room is already in the Bachelor's tummy, so if you find anything else in the room, it is poisonous. 6 month old Sprite. A 2 year old torn packet of Haldiram bhujiya. And thekua/pinnis from home visited last Holi.
If the bachelor has a fridge, it's a bio terrorism lab. There is always a bowl of daal which nobody has touched for years, it's like a legacy passed on by different occupants of the flat. Maids carefully avoid it. It's like voldemort, nobody talks about it. It's just there.
