NINTENDO IS BACK BABY bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
yes Image
WAS IT 8 OR 9 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it says both Image
The only Rugrats "update" I'll ever recognize as legit
"Atlanta councilman Antonio Brown, who voted to defund police, has car stolen" nypost.com/2021/05/27/atl…
> Biden keeps a literal list of GOP people

Yeah that's not creepy or weird Image
"BREAKING: Police officer who criticized Lebron James in viral video fired from his job" thepostmillennial.com/breaking-polic…
.... "Kotaku’s next editor in chief will be Patricia Hernandez" washingtonpost.com/video-games/20…

This is not an out-of-season April Fool's joke Image
"Lori Lightfoot being sued for alleged racial discrimination against white reporter" thepostmillennial.com/lori-lightfoot…

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29 May
it's the weekend. go outside and enjoy it
And this is why piracy is 👑 Image
THANKS BIDEN Image
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29 May
I have a MASSIVELY different view of "authorities" because I actually knew a guy back in... 2014/2015, during the "hey day"

... who worked at the DHS and was assigned to monitor the "hey day"
(Their viewpoints of this FBI document would've been MASSIVELY different than the FBI's, for sure) vault.fbi.gov/gamergate
I stopped talking to this DHS guy because he got paranoid about people using bots on social media, enough that I knew even HE was freaking out about it too much.

I still feel bad about that. Hope he ended up ok
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29 May
I'll pose the same question I usually ask: at any point between Feb 28, 1993 – Apr 19, 1993, the people of the compound had enough time to think about leaving.

Please weigh the authority of the ATF vs. the power of being brainwashed in the Davidian cult @jackmurphylive
I started a thread about Waco a long time ago but I: 1.) forgot about it but still have the tab open in my browser 2.) wanted to give the topic considerable thought, and in this case it has been months, on and off, now
"KIDS DIED AT WACO AND THE ATF KILLED THEM"

^--- easy argument to make, and win

BUT the minute you ask about the responsibility of the parents..... it gets complicated all over again
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28 May
no it's because Biden is old and smells funny Image
"Tell me exactly what this means please"

IT MEANS THE OLD FREE INTERNET IS DEAD

DEAAAAAAAAAD

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24 May
NEWS: It's now ok to speculate that the COVID pandemic leaked from a lab because the Wall Street Journal talked about it. Sadly that's the standard. Our dear thought leaders finally green lit it. wsj.com/articles/intel…
This is seriously what happened.

FAUCI:
-- May 2020: "strongly indicates that [this virus] evolved in nature" archive.is/vkfkg
-- May 2021: Now Fauci is "not convinced" it evolved from nature. archive.is/8ivC0
^^ What you're looking at is our world's leaders screwing you over.

To that end it's worth seeing who blindly believed in this authority last year. Because "muh Orange Man bad" or something.
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24 May
Starting off STRONK
Scariest fears come true
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