Thread by @optimist_press

@joshtpm @TPM If @Sen_JoeManchin and @kyrstensinema don't do their fucking jobs, my generation will bury them so deep in the shit of history, their great grandchildren will hang their heads in shame.

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema I will personally ensure their surnames are forever associated with violent sexual acts.

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema Hey, @Sen_JoeManchin. An old friend once dated a doctor who worked the ER at Cook County Hospital. One day, CPD brought in an inmate from Cook County prison. Dude had a deep gash in his flank. Doc noticed boils and suppuration surrounding the wound and took samples for testing.

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema Turns out, @Sen_JoeManchin, his fellow inmates shanked him once in the side and gang-raped him in the wound. It festered with STDs. If you don't dissolve the filibuster, I will make a point of associating that violent sexual act with the name, "Manchin."

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema And, @kyrstensinema, if you don't do your fucking job, the froth of blood, semen and pus that oozes from a suppurating wound violated by the sexual organs of multiple rapists will be known as, "Sinema." That's how I will refer to it in writing.

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema I make this promise to you both now, @Sen_JoeManchin and @kyrstensinema.

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema @threadreaderapp unroll please. Thank you.

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema "He was shot in the gut and fell in the dirt: 100 percent manchined."

"What's that on your face? Is that a big, nasty zit, or sinema?"

"Dude was manchined: they dropped an incendiary device on the domicile and he was burned alive."

"Is that dog shit or sinema?"

@joshtpm @TPM @Sen_JoeManchin @kyrstensinema Had to kick the tires and see how those denotations are working, just in case, @Sen_JoeManchin, @kyrstensinema . . . 😉