Thread by @H4NDKINK

Highly considering a siren Chuuya /human Dazai au where Dazai accidentally gets Chuuya pregnant and so he like mentally prepared himself to be a dad but then.

Chuuya comes home with 6 children instead of the 1 he was expecting

Dazai: where did you get those children

Chuuya: these are our guppies??

Dazai: our fucking WHAT NOW

Dazai: why didn’t you tell me there was gonna be SIX OF THEM?

Chuuya: I thought you knew???

Dazai: THAT YOU WERE CARRYING SIX LIL FISH IN THERE?

Chuuya: that’s normal?? My sister had ten once, that was wild

Dazai: teN?

Chuuya: in retrospect, that explains why you were so adamant about choosing 1 name 🤔

Dazai, frantically doing the math on what guppy support for 6 guppies would cost: you THINK?

Im wheezing, just imagine Chuuya going away to have his kids by himself and Dazai just waiting a little impatiently for him to come back and then one day a bright red head of hair pops up—

Followed by another head. And another and another and another and there’s SIXOF THEM

Dazai being so soft like “omg he’s back 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and that’s our baby”

And then the second one appears and he’s like “omg twins 🥺🥺🥺 THATS adorable”

When the third one appears: “....triplets?”

And four: “wait a fucking minute”