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31 May, 5 tweets, 2 min read
That's right, crypto people. Only my anonymity allows me to speak the truth, and I have guarded my secrets well. I defy you to try and unmask my real identity— prepare to enter a devious, twisting hall of mirrors that makes Satoshi Nakamoto looks like a toddler playing dress-up.
Already feeling sorry for Ebenezer Pinboard, whom Newsweek reporters will find and harass next week
Good luck to crypto twitter working hard tonight to peel back the layers of the onion on my Twitter identity
More attempts to unmask me by the brain trust working to put the world's currencies and legal systems on the blockchain. Look high and low, shake every Merkle tree, click anywhere you please (except my Twitter bio). You will never find me!
(Thanks to @kennwhite for finding that last one!)

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1 Jun
Ransomware could still exist without cryptocurrency. But what couldn't exist is the semi-legal support industry that has grown up around this form of extortion, including software vendors, intermediaries, even customer support hotlines for victims. Crypto makes extortion scalable
I rag on it a lot, but holding larger companies' data for ransom is one area where Bitcoin and its many offspring have created genuine innovation.
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I'm glad @smdiehl has been talking about the massive pyramid scheme in post-communist Albania, because it has useful parallels to the present. You had a population distrustful of government, a total regulatory failure, and a sense that "this is too big to be a scam" all at once
The Albanian experience was shocking, but it happened in a context of wildcat privatization across Eastern Europe that accomplished its goal (reanimating a dead economy) but at great human cost, particularly among those on fixed income, and created a class of criminal oligarchs
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31 May
The thing I really enjoy about non-fungible tokens (NFTs) and "smart contracts" more broadly is that there's no way to get them to point to information or objects outside the blockchain without introducing a trusted third party, the whole thing you set up a blockchain to avoid.
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This mixture of solipsism, pointlessness, and being hermetically sealed off from information about the real world while also ruining it nicely mirrors the cryptocurrency culture itself. It's like those people who start to resemble their pets.
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31 May
This is my favorite kind of zinger from cryptopeople, the idea that I'm bitter for missing out. They forget that back in (say) 2013, we still treated bitcoin like a currency! It wasn't a magic token to hoard forever. If I had allowed BTC payments, one of two things would be true:
1. (Best case) I might have been able to convert it to USD and deposit it in my bank account.

2. (Likely case) I would have lost all my bitcoin when my exchange got hacked.

It was not wanting to give my bank account number to the Mt. Gox people that saved me from cryptoruin
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30 May
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