My good deed for the weekend was introducing @curiousgawker to #Norsemen, arguably the most LOL-funny show in Netflix history. Vikings talking like overly polite modern day Norwegians. This hilariously addresses the fact that real Vikings didn't actually have horned helmets.
This scene always gives me tummy ache 😂😂😂 #Norsemen.
When we first watched the show, they kept talking about going to "the thing" and they eventually went to "the thing" in the season finale. Which is like a tribal congress. We haven't seen the Vikings show so we thought calling it "the thing" was a joke.
(Narrator: it's not)
So when we visited Iceland and found out that their most important historical monument is "Thingvellir", literally "Thing Field", we were most gobsmacked. "The Thing" is the actual Viking/Nordic word for Parliament!

Also "thing" - Cosa Nostra in Italy. "Our thing".
Vikings debating ironic nicknames 😂😂😂
Polite, passive aggressive, and open minded Vikings here. 😂😂😂

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2 Jun
The thing is, the global standard bearer of capitalism, USA, has had free testing and vaccination under both Trump and Biden.
But desi bikau bawasirs are still making a bizarre case about why charging Indians for those things is okay. Even as Indians die in droves from covid.
A friend from NYC had to go to India a couple of months ago cos his father was in ICU. He said,
"I had to get the test every 2 days & it cost ₹1000/$14 each time, total ₹10,000/$140 for 3 weeks. Trivial on a USD income. But it could bankrupt most Indians to pay that much!"
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2 Jun
June has started in NYC and June is usually THE best most happening month in the city. Pride month, Pride events & THE best parade, best weather, consequential primaries, free or cheap theater shows, restaurant soft opens to prepare for the july international tourist season etc.
This year is kinda weird. Last June, of course, Manhattan was kinda tumbleweeds and "omg everyone is abandoning the city like it's cloverfield" etc. This June, with pretty high vaccination rates, restrictions gone, and textbook perfect weather, things look much better.
NYC streets have regular crowds again, though still at least 75% masked. Last Friday, a friend told me they waited an hour to get a table for dinner at a nice restaurant to celebrate their anniversary. That is mind-bogglingly normal sounding.

But the city is still uneasy imho.
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2 Jun
Hmm, so apparently Behere told @Vidyut that after covid, he will give me an "ass kicking". He lives not too far away from me. Knowing his sleeper sanghiness, won't be surprised if he shows up at my office with "muscle" 😂😂. Or sends some legal notice. That would be fun! Image
Let me give him more fodder for his slander delusions. I used to be civil with Behere until this clumsy threat attempt. Even before though, we generally found him creepy and clingy and more anti-woke and anti-women than anti-sangh.

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1 Jun
Ugh, a grad student from Trinidad informs me that sanghis are getting very active and trying to start a beef ban thing there. Not surprising. Naipaul's books mention sanghi missionaries spreading filth too. This is the decade sanghism goes truly global. Natural allies of KKK.
So far they are trying in just the southern districts of Trinidad which is the traditional hindu part of the island. Has lots of temples. Set up by hindu orgs with deep pockets and akshay patra type food orthodoxy. Tying philanthropy to brahminism.

The irony is that most "hindus" in Trinidad are descended Bihari dalits. Brits brought them over, not by force like African slaves, but saying "you can't even drink water from the village well here. Come work on our plantations for a decade and we will give you free land after."
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1 Jun
Discovery of the week. There are no cheap leggings/tights in the men's section of Target, Walmart, Old Navy etc. No such thing!
How I found out. With summer here, I was looking forward to hikes, camping. I usually prefer shorts outdoors. But northeast US bugs don't play!
After a few Lyme and such scares, I'm always in long pants. But I like shorts more. So first I tried my compression tights from my half marathon days. Too..... Compressive! And warm! I thought I'll just pick up generic thin tights of the variety women wear all the time.
Turns out there is no such thing. Wasted a lot of time in men's sections. So I just picked up the thinnest pair of women's tights and wore them under my shorts. My legs were the happiest they've been in the woods for years! Freedom of shorts, coolth, but no bug bites. 😎😎
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1 Jun
Update on this. No orchids dead. A friend is coming to adopt this and a second BIGGER orchid we got as a result of responding to neighbor's question "so how are you liking having an orchid" with the polite white lie "we love it."

We. Do. Not. 🙈🙈

Anyway, household found.
If I had a big house, it would not be a bother. But a big ass orchid is not a great gift in a tiny cramped Manhattan with like one and a half window. You know who else likes plenty of light but not direct sunlight? Me!
And y'all, don't ganne-ke-khet us on this please. We are simply not flower or potted plant people. I gave @k_rupal flowers in our early days of dating. She said thanks, that's sweet, but I hate flowers. I said omg me too! Haven't given her a flower since. 14 years. 😂
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