Has one of the two dogs you're taking care of for your sister ever farted so comprehensively that you decided to stop drinking the glass of water you were drinking as a cautionary measure
Yesterday this happened and my wife had to stop chewing the gum she was chewing because she said the taste had changed
Okay now the other dog we're taking care of, a rescue pit bull, is trying to catch a fly in a dark room by repeatedly standing still and then missing it by eight feet
By the way both of these dogs are total sweethearts and absolutely nothing in these tweets should be taken as a criticism of them, indeed the flatulent one is twelve years old and as spry as any dog that age you'd come across

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3 Jun
I oscillate between responding to this headline with "not possible" and "no sh*t" cnn.com/2021/06/03/pol…
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PROOF (augmenting the reporting at CNN): Image
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3 Jun
(🆚) BREAKING NEWS: New Trump Fundraising Push May Violate Federal Law By Strongly Implying Trump Is the Nation's Real President

This is *serious*. These texts and this survey are part of Trump's insurrection. DOJ must send a cease-and-desist letter ASAP. sethabramson.substack.com/p/breaking-new…
1/ One thing I found in writing three bestselling nonfiction books about Donald Trump is that he has a series of methods for violating state and federal laws without getting caught—none of which are *actually* prophylactics against prosecution, they've just functioned that way.
2/ For instance, Trump has his accountants and lawyers commit crimes for him. He shares lawyers with criminals he wants to do business with. He has his lawyers represent and enter defense agreements with anyone who could hurt him. He dangles incentives to witnesses to stay quiet.
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1 Jun
(UPDATE) QAnon adherent Heidi Huebel Hitt—who posted the seditious video discussed in my pinned tweet—has now hidden the video. Screenshots of it can be found below (🆚) and I'm now working on getting the video from some PROOF readers who wisely ripped it. sethabramson.substack.com/p/new-video-se…
(PS) I have a ton of screenshots, so I'm uploading them now. Keep checking back at the link above if you're a PROOF subscriber. Some of the screenshots have been posted publicly here on Twitter (see my pinned thread). And you can see the worst one atop the link in my prior tweet.
(UPDATE) I've added a new link to the video. Click the link on my pinned tweet (🆚) to see it. We'll see how long it stays up.
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1 Jun
Understand what the insurrectionists are doing, as the person below is a great example: they're again pulling the old Rove trick of accusing their enemies of exactly what they're doing. If they can convince people that the left wants a civil war, they make violence *more likely*.
I'm now seeing many tweets from QAnoners claiming there's a conspiracy in the media to cause a civil war this summer. All those they're saying this about have publicly renounced violence repeatedly. The clear effort here is to shift the Overton Window for what *they* want to do.
Many Americans read tweets like the one I just quote-tweeted and feel a sense of fear and confusion. This is wholly understandable and natural. Domestic insurgents are waging an information war to try to pave the way for violence—it's *intended* to be disorienting to *all* of us.
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1 Jun
(🆚) BREAKING: Video of Terrifying, Seditious Propaganda Reel Shown at Dallas QAnon Conference Headlined By Trump Advisers Michael Flynn and Sidney Powell Is Released

WARNING: The video is disturbing. PROOF and this feed condemn it in the strongest terms. sethabramson.substack.com/p/new-video-se…
(NOTE) The image I've attached to the social media preview above *isn't* from the video; rather, it's Michael Flynn taking a recorded loyalty oath to QAnon.

I haven't used a still from the Dallas video here on Twitter because the still at PROOF is not one I want spread publicly.
(PS) The images and audio from the video are meant to invoke January 6, particularly "HOLD THE LINE"—the refrain of the Trumpist domestic terrorists as they attacked U.S. Capitol Police and the seat of American government—and Roger Stone's "THIS IS THE BATTLE OF GOOD AND EVIL."
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MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Is Now Privately Confirming His Support of a Summer Coup of the Biden Administration; If the Former President Has Engaged in Even a Single Act to Advance This Treacherous Plot He is Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy and Must Be Arrested Immediately
1/ Journalists need to be very careful in how they discuss this breaking news. Individuals who have provided cover for Trump repeatedly in the past—like Maggie Haberman—are reporting evidence of a possible seditious conspiracy as mere loose talk from an addled man. Sorry, but no.
2/ There are efforts afoot now in GA, AZ, NV, and WI to delegitimize Biden's victories there. Meanwhile, Trump advisors Flynn and Powell are saying that once those victories are delegitimized, the military should move in. If Trump is in on the conversations, it's a coup attempt.
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