We all have to be careful because people are facing mental health issues from being isolated for so long.

In fact, I have been discussing with the microwave and toaster during coffee break and we all agreed that things are getting hot.
I spoke with the window this morning cos it was very open about it.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he has been acting very cold and distant.
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked for his opinion. He didn’t say anything but the doorknob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to pull myself together.
I tried to talk to the mirror as well but it asked me to go reflect on myself first.

The vacuum was very unsympathetic and told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over.
In the end, the iron straightened me out. She said everything will be fine and no situation is too pressing!
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