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4 Jun, 9 tweets, 3 min read
To Arundel Castle, there to engage in two days of strenuous #EliteSport
In between innings, may also attempt to solve the Mystery of the Missing Rosary...
An athlete prepares...
Sigh.
The brilliant thing about playing for @AuthorsCC is that if the match gets rained off, it doesn’t really matter, because we can always visit a castle
It’s stopped raining!
The covers are coming off!
AAAAAAAAAAAND it’s raining again.
AAAAAAAAAND the match is abandoned.

The third time in a row this has happened.

No wonder I failed to take 50 wickets by the end of May.

Still, there’s always tomorrow, when @AuthorsCC will be returning to the unbelievably beautiful cricket ground that is Arundel...

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3 Jun
Tonight at 7pm, I will be hosting an event in which Mike Parker-Pearson, Phil Goodwin & Kate Freeman explain exactly why the #StonehengeTunnel is a disgrace, & why, on 23rd June, a legal challenge against the Government's plans will be coming to court.

eventbrite.co.uk/e/saving-stone…
If you have questions, please send them to savestonehenge@gmail.com.
“An unacceptable level of damage” - Mike Parker-Pearson on the threat presented by the Government’s plans for the #StonehengeTunnel to the Stonehenge landscape.

No one better qualified to call out the scale of the looming scandal.
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3 Jun
Today's episode of @TheRestHistory is about Muhammad: what can be known (and indeed not known) about him as a historical figure, & his afterlife in Islamic & European tradition.

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/60-…
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And if you found the episode interesting, and would like to know more, ahem ahem ahem... tom-holland.org/titles/tom-hol…
The emergence of Islam really is such a fascinating topic - and especially when placed in the context of the world from which it emerged, that of the late antique Near East.
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1 Jun
What a very Protestant nation we remain!
"Thy graven images also will I cut off, and thy standing images out of the midst of thee; and thou shalt no more worship the work of thine hands."
It's amazing that Anglicanism, that great compromise made by English Protestantism with the country's Catholic past, is once again, 4 centuries on from the Puritan heyday, facing demands for graven images to be toppled, lest succour be given to sin.
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31 May
Today's episode of @TheRestHistory is the first of our two part special looking back at the thrills & spills of the #WorldCupOfGods.

Today: from Moloch to Bridget, and from Xipe Totec to Prince Philip.

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/58-…

open.spotify.com/episode/1eNqXO…

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TRIGGER WARNING: features child sacrifice, flaying and auto-castration.

Also: staff at King's College, London, should on no account listen to this episode. standard.co.uk/news/uk/king-s…
The episode also features a bit of an 'Oh do stop it, Aggers' moment.
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22 May
With only half an hour to go until @jonawils does the draw for the #WorldCupOfGods at 8 am, here is a short bonus episode of @TheRestHistory, in which @dcsandbrook & I cast our eyes over the qualifiers.

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/55-…

open.spotify.com/episode/1Thhol…

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And here he is - the one and only @jonawils, live from Wandsworth in south-west London, WITH THE DRAW FOR THE #WORLDCUPOFGODS!!!
Well, some thrilling matches to come!

@jonawils will be back with his analysis of the draw before the first four matches kick off at 10 am.

In the meanwhile, for those who may have missed it, here are @GaryLineker, @maxrushden & Top Sports Pundit @wmarybeard with their tips
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21 May
Only a day to go now until the biggest sporting event of the summer, folks - the @TheRestHistory World Cup Of Gods!!!

Here, to whet your appetites, is a promo video, in which various sports pundits reveal which god they're backing for the Cup.

#WorldCupOfGods
Seeds are:
Athena (1)
Loki (2)
Apollo (3)
Dionysus (4)
Isis (5)
Odin (6)
Zeus (7)
Mithras (8)

Also qualifying: Anubuis; Augustus Caesar; Bridget; Cybele; Ishtar; Moloch; Prince Philip; Xipe Totec

The draw will be tomorrow at 8 am, live with sport's @jonawils. ImageImageImageImage
The qualifying rules: only those gods who at some point in the course of history ceased to be worshipped are permitted to compete.

(Obviously, this has served to rule out a number of big number contenders. But we're staying a sports tournament, not a war of religion.)
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