Thread by @team3dstocks

that dreaded day has come. as u all know i always teach my daughter (now 8yrs old) stuff in addition to whatever she learns at school, to keep her curious & always learning. So far I taught her stuff ranging from chemistry, physics, math, neuroscience, economics, biology etc, and

most recently, evolution. But of course to teach her evolution, I had to explain mutations & that a baby gets half his genes frm his mom & the other half frm dad etc. and we moved on. To my horror, a whole week after digesting all that info, she comes to me out of nowhere & asks:

"but papa, the baby grows in the mom's belly, so im guessing that's how it gets her genes. But how does it get the dad's genes??"

I, am.. fucked!!

Now i gotta come up with a lie that makes sense b/c i obviously cant tell her that i gave her my genes by clapping her mom's cheeks

anyway, help a brother out folks. what are some creative lies u can think about? it has to make sense though because she's not easy to fool at all. Post your best "explanation/lie" below 👇