I shower twice to three times a day. Cleanliness is next to godliness and you can pledge your allegiance to freedom by being clean all the time.
Musty people just make excuses for living in filth. Saving five cents on water does not make you virtuous.
There should be a form of corporal punishment for people who refuse to shower or bathe.

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