Englishmen, allow me to guide you to the right answer. It's so easy when you see it.
There are two sides in Northern Ireland who really don't like each other. One side wants to be part of Ireland, and the other wants to be part of Britain.
Easy
There are two sides in Northern Ireland who really don't like each other. One side wants to be part of Ireland, and the other wants to be part of Britain.
Easy
The answer is to not have a border anywhere. There wasn't one before, so keep there none.
Brexit. Who?
Brexit. Who?
What's the actual answer? With two hostile sides each refusing one of the borders available, the answer is to have no border.
So what's stopping you?
So what's stopping you?
If the answer is to not have a border, what's stopping you?
Exactly. Botty Johnson is the problem because Botty Johnson is the thing that's stopping you solving the problem.
Exactly. Botty Johnson is the problem because Botty Johnson is the thing that's stopping you solving the problem.
Remove Botty Johnson and then you can accept the treaty you've signed. That's the answer.
The answer to the Irish border is to not have a border. The only thing standing in the way is Botty Johnson.
The answer is to sack him. You're not going to find another because that is the answer.
The answer is to sack him. You're not going to find another because that is the answer.
That's why Englishmen are a satire. They spend all this time and effort thinking up daft ways of working around Botty Johnson.
The answer is to get rid of him. presto. No more problem.
The answer is to get rid of him. presto. No more problem.
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