Thread by @TheEdVerse

1)
“So you’ve destroyed her, now, but what had she—”
“Possibly.”
“POSSIBLY? We saw the, ah, gore. And lumps of tentacle. That’s more than ‘possibly.’”
“For someone, yes. Let me rephrase: possibly the princess.”
#epicfantasy

2)
“There’s MORE THAN ONE OF THEM?”
“Possibly. It’s becoming a popular, useful word, isn’t it?”
“HOW possibly, this ‘more than one’?”
#epicfantasy

3)
“Certain reports led me to conclude that our tentacled princess may have, ah, mated with some of her food before she consumed it.”
“Wolf, you are SICK.”
“Lady, you have no true notion of the depths of my sickness.”
#epicfantasy

4)
“Try me.”
“I did, remember? But in this matter, no, I’ll not try you. Above your pay grade.”
#epicfantasy

5)
“Promote me. I need to know.”
“I shall, but feel the need to warn you that promotions tend to be death sentences in Neverune, these days. As are instances of knowing too much.”
#epicfantasy

6)
“Only ‘these days’? You astonish me.”
“You’ve certainly mastered the courtier-requisite acidic sarcasm, Lady.”
“I learned from the very best.”
#epicfantasy