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9 Jun, 4 tweets, 1 min read
The blue checks stick together even when of them turns out to be a career con artist who robs and blackmails people.
This exact same thing can be said of Bernie Madoff but he was never good for engagement.
They're going all in on this.
Stiffing Kathy Griffin is part of being a comrade.

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