In a world where magical creatures are a part of society, human/creature relationships have a certain stigma around them even if they aren't illegal anymore.
No one bats an eye at the common human/vampire combos or human/werewolf. Those were already fantasies before the world +
No one bats an eye at the common human/vampire combos or human/werewolf. Those were already fantasies before the world +
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became aware of the truth of their existence. Artist JK's boyfriend is something a bit more... unorthodox.
Every human who wants to have a relationship with a magical creature has to register with the National Magic Department for a license. (colloquially known as a +
Every human who wants to have a relationship with a magical creature has to register with the National Magic Department for a license. (colloquially known as a +
"monster fucker card")
When JK goes to renew his license and vaccinations, the worker behind the counter is flabbergasted at his documents, which isn't the first time. JK just waits as she calls her manager, then the department manager, then the district manager, trying to find+
When JK goes to renew his license and vaccinations, the worker behind the counter is flabbergasted at his documents, which isn't the first time. JK just waits as she calls her manager, then the department manager, then the district manager, trying to find+
out if his relationship is even legal, all the while ignoring JK's reassurance that yes, he is in fact allowed to be licensed.
4 hours later he makes it back to his studio to find his 10 1/2 foot tall half-giant, half-pixie boyfriend JM trying to operate the "television portal"+
4 hours later he makes it back to his studio to find his 10 1/2 foot tall half-giant, half-pixie boyfriend JM trying to operate the "television portal"+
again and almost breaking the remote. He just kisses his shoulder and takes it, turning on the nature channel for his lover who giggles and pulls JK over the back of the couch to cuddle him.
"Did you get your license renewed?"
"Yep. I'm officially allowed to bed you again."
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"Did you get your license renewed?"
"Yep. I'm officially allowed to bed you again."
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"As if you ever stopped, you degenerate lawbreaker." JM teases him.
"You aided and abetted a crime as well, my love."
JK has to kneel on the couch to kiss his boyfriend who might be nearly twice his height, but who loves being babied and wonders who cares what's normal?
"You aided and abetted a crime as well, my love."
JK has to kneel on the couch to kiss his boyfriend who might be nearly twice his height, but who loves being babied and wonders who cares what's normal?
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