I'm taking an entirely remote course this summer, so naturally they're requiring me to take an extensive online training about sexual health. I've been letting it autoplay in the background, but this caught my eye. The "and/or" here raises more questions than it answers.
There didn't use to be such a heavy focus on rimming or microaggressions before one could enroll in a correspondence course in linear algebra, but the internet is a great canvas for the Michelangelos of academic bureaucracy to paint on.
My first trigger warning in the wild! I wish I had been prepared for this.
Gotta admit it's a catchy slogan. But I just wanted to take a Zoom course from my home office. I'm not going to Toobin it or anything.

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