“Sure my parents are super wealthy and pay for everything but I take UBERS and write for Jacobin!” - the cast of gossip girl
“Sure I gentrified this neighborhood but it’s not my fault where else can I go when my parents only give me $4,000/month allowance but don’t worry I’m gonna make it okay because I vote for other DSA members and they’ll help you sorry saps!” - David Kli-cast of gossip girl.
“I’m not rich I live in Crown Heights!” - cast of gossip girl.
Like remember when they all thought the Humphreys were poor cause they lived in a massive loft in Brooklyn?? The horror! LOLOLObfidnfidbdidndid.
I want that gossip girl.
Also - in the original gossip girl, they totally knew about income inequality! They just didn’t fucking care!
“Ugh, you just hate poor people and want them to die. HEALTHCARE PLEASE.” - the cast of gossip girl
CHUCK BASS WAS EXTREMELY SELF-AWARE FFS.
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Yeah no shit dude almost every New Yorker is in therapy and on meds and that’s a good thing. We should make that true for everyone - including the unhoused population. Cause that’s who you *actually* mean, right? Just say so.