Story of the day

School was reopened after Covid lockdown was lifted. Teachers and kids were meeting for the first time. Just to make the kids comfortable, the teacher asked them to talk about their hobbies, parents etc. Every child told proudly about their parents.

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Someone’s father was in the army, someone’s mother was a Doctor. Everyone was proud of their parents who were teachers, auto drivers, bankers, Accountants & scientists. Only one boy was hesitant to talk about his father. When the teacher insisted he told about his father.

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The boy: “My father is in Jail for kidnapping & murdering. He is an extortionist”.
The teacher felt very sorry for the child & repented for forcing the child to talk about parents. During the lunch break she asked the child is it true about his father.

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The boy: “Madam, my father is actually an active member of AAP & he believes that Kejri is an honest, nationalist leader. It is embarrassing to tell this in front of the whole class. So, I lied. Please forgive me”

End of the story

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Disclaimer: All the characters in this story are fictional.

Moral of the story: 1. Don’t do anything that your kids will be ashamed to talk about you.
2. To make the child proud, demand arrest of Oxygen chor Kejriwal

#ArrestKejriwal

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#IStandWithModi unconditionally

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His children agreed

1/4
They said "You gave us everything we needed. What else you will give now?"

Father: Your future is more important to me. I am breathing my last shortly. But I want all of you happy"

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June 04 2021 Story

There was a cap seller who used to carry caps in a bag & sell it in various villages. In olden days there were no vehicles. Hence he had to walk through even jungles. One day he was very tired. So, he thought of relaxing for a while.

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Soon he fell asleep. When he opened his eyes he saw that the monkeys had taken all the caps from his bag. When he showed his anger, monkeys too showed anger. Monkeys copied his action. Then he got a brilliant idea. He threw his cap towards the monkeys.

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All the monkeys threw their caps in return. He happily collected all the caps & proceeded to the next village. After his death his daughter too did the same to monkeys. Later one of the ladies from the cap seller’s family hired a loyal servant to sell the cap.

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Once a man took his Dog near the beach. There were lots of people enjoying the day. The dog started walking on the water. Many people wondered & started cheering for the Dog. They appreciated the man who trained this Dog. No one had imagined this miracle.

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News spread across the globe & many countries became fans of that owner.
There were some detractors who started telling :That Dog doesn’t know how to swim. It's a waste. Arrest the man.
PETA started petition. All the international media tried to defame the man & the Dog.

2/14
There were some innocent people who were not sure what was happening. Detractors tried to convince them dogs are meant for swimming only & not for walking on water. It is cruelty towards a dumb innocent animal. Some people believed them.

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Sharing an old story. Source: unknown

There was a house given on rent to a family. The owner of the house trusted the tenants blindly. Slowly that family started dismantling parts of the building & started selling. When dogs barked they gave biscuits to shut their mouths.

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The neighbours were given full liberty to enjoy in whatever way possible. Security guard was bribed to keep mum.

When the owners saw the condition of the building they were shocked. They forcibly threw the tenants out and brought a new tenant.

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New tenant is honest. He started rebuilding the dilapidated house with the support from family & owners. Biscuits to dogs were stopped. Neighbours who had free run till then were restricted.
Previous tenants tried unsuccessfully to poison the owner's mind.

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There was a farmer who used to grow cotton. Every year his cotton used to win awards for quality in the entire state. He used to share cotton seeds with neighbours without any hesitation.
Someone asked him: Are you not afraid? What if they grow the same quality cotton?

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He did not feel insecure. With a broad smile on his face he said: "If I become selfish & don't share the same quality seeds, it impacts the quality of my cotton. During pollination if my farm is surrounded by inferior quality cotton I can't win awards"

2/4
Moral of the story: If we have to win against Covid, our neighbours as well as the whole world needs to win.
Those who cry about vaccine export either don't understand this or knowingly instigate the innocent people against the govt.

#VaccineDiplomacy
#IndiaFightsCorona

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