The Ideal End to Trump 1/
All this
To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life plus 1,000 years (eligible for parole in 800)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet & of course
-No Twitter
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
All this
To have extraordinarily long life with
-Sentence of life plus 1,000 years (eligible for parole in 800)
-Cellmate Pence reading the Bible at him every damned day
-No internet & of course
-No Twitter
-Only 1 hr of TV daily: MSNBC tuned to Maddow
Ideal Trump End 2/
(in prison)
Prison means
No cheeseburgers
No Diet Cokes
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
He has a Covid vaccination, so no early release for pandemic reasons
No golf
(in prison)
Prison means
No cheeseburgers
No Diet Cokes
No orange makeup
No tanning booth
No long hair (That Thing that nests on his head will be shaved)
No Adderall
No Dexamethasone
He has a Covid vaccination, so no early release for pandemic reasons
No golf
Ideal Trump end 3/
(in prison)
Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
(in prison)
Prison means healthy food
Vegetables (I'd love to have them feed Goya beans to him every stinking day. The aroma in his prison cell would be epic)
Government provided free healthcare
No fake doctor notes
Regular check-ups
No phone calls to Hannity
Ideal Trump legacy 4/
Worst Lady #FLOTITS #HOTUS deported:
So no conjugal visits
Trump assets seized
Trump buildings become homeless centers
Trump golf courses become refugee campsites
& wind farms
Trump properties renamed after Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, McCain, Vindman, Stormy
Worst Lady #FLOTITS #HOTUS deported:
So no conjugal visits
Trump assets seized
Trump buildings become homeless centers
Trump golf courses become refugee campsites
& wind farms
Trump properties renamed after Obama, Hillary, Pelosi, McCain, Vindman, Stormy
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