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28 Jun, 5 tweets, 2 min read
After literally years of seeing this advertised on the highway, we finally stopped off the road to check this place out. Because who doesn't like candles? The Warm Glow Candle Company Outlet Store
The interior looks exactly as you would expect it to. Candles and rural Americana. It smelled FABULOUS. If you like wax and knick knacks, this is your store!
Seriously considered getting that wreath up there at the top. Massive "fall harvest" wreath.
What a lovely way to tell your friend you want to kill them and display their corpse! "if friends were flowers I would pick you."
Did I get a candle? You know I did! It's an orange cranberry candle!

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22 Jun
Tonight's sunset. The Sun has started its path back southward. Very ribbony clouds this evening.
The reverse angle on tonight's sunset. A rainbow dipped in fire.
One more from tonight's sunset collection. The clouds at dusk. Very very very red.
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11 Jun
1. PR folks: Hey, can we send you a @mythic_quest swag box, which you will then talk about on your socials?

Me: I HAVE STANDARDS

PR: It comes with a T-shirt.

ME: THAT IS MY STANDARD SEND THIS SWAG BOX

The Mythic Quest Swag Box is here. Embark on this journey with me. The Mythic Quest swag box which is lovely muted shade of tea
2. (For those of you who do not know, @mythic_quest is an @AppleTV workplace comedy series about life at a video game development company, which started its second season last month. Here is the trailer for Season Two.)

3. ANYWAY BACK TO THE SWAG BOX. First up: An Apple TV 4k streaming box, as @AppleTV+ is a streaming service; they want to make sure I can access the #MythicQuest series (as it happens I already have an Apple TV+ subscription, which I got to watch Greyhound. But it's still nice!). The Apple TV 4k streaming device. With remote!
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11 Jun
Off to write until this afternoon, but before I go, some pictures in a series I call "What I Saw As I Went to Retrieve My Damn Dog From the Neighbor's Deck Because She Ran Off to Hang Out With the Dog Who Lives There and Maybe Cadge Treats From Its Owner."

First: Mulberries! The mulberries are in various shades of ripe: Purple, red an
Second: A cicada, quietly preparing for another day of being loud as Hell. It's just hanging out on the leaf of an iris plant.
Third: a field flower known as Moth Mullein, which is also the name of my third-favorite minor character in Star Wars. Its flowers are yellow and it's cover in tiny insects who ar
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26 May
Today a lot of people seem to be confusing "Old Man's War" with "The Forever War" and it might have something to do with a movie trailer that just came out with a title vaguely similar to both.
And also, no, I'm not especially worried if the movie in question "borrows" from my book. Any science-fiction-themed military story is going to have elements similar to mine, and vice-versa. We're all swimming in the same pool, folks. It's okay. There's enough different.
I remember people asking me if I was angry with "Avatar" for the brain-transfer thing, and I was, no, honestly, he probably stole it from the same batch of stories I stole it from, so I can't exactly be upset about that. Same idea here.
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24 May
FINALLY the story of how Willy Wonka recapitulated the history of colonialism and slave economies! With singing!

deadline.com/2021/05/timoth…
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT THE OOMPLA LOOPAS WERE TOTALLY EXPLOITED THEY WERE PAID IN COCOA BEANS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD AND THEY NEVER LEFT THE FACTORY THAT'S A GODDAMN COMPANY TOWN RIGHT THERE I TELL YOU
GIVE ME THE OOMPLA LOOMPA VERSION OF BATTLESHIP POTEMPKIN THAT'S THE WONKA MOVIE I WANT TO SEE
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17 May
My input: Fuck that ridiculous noise. Libraries are for everyone, and also libraries *buy* their books and are the backbone of many writers' careers. I absolutely and wholeheartedly support libraries and how they are a foundation and lifeline for the communities they serve.
ALSO: Even if they *were* "for poor people," WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT. They are people and deserve books, access to the internet and every single other service libraries provide. The contempt some have for "poor people" pisses me off, and not just because I've been poor.
This is as good a time as any for me to link you all to my piece "A Personal History of Libraries," in which I talk about the libraries I have known and why they are so important to me, as a reader, a writer, and as a human being:

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