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24 May, 4 tweets, 1 min read
FINALLY the story of how Willy Wonka recapitulated the history of colonialism and slave economies! With singing!

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DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT THE OOMPLA LOOPAS WERE TOTALLY EXPLOITED THEY WERE PAID IN COCOA BEANS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD AND THEY NEVER LEFT THE FACTORY THAT'S A GODDAMN COMPANY TOWN RIGHT THERE I TELL YOU
GIVE ME THE OOMPLA LOOMPA VERSION OF BATTLESHIP POTEMPKIN THAT'S THE WONKA MOVIE I WANT TO SEE
(By the way, I am non-ironically loving how many of you are wishing to inform me that Roald Dahl, of ALL people, was not exactly the most racially enlightened of authors)

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26 May
Today a lot of people seem to be confusing "Old Man's War" with "The Forever War" and it might have something to do with a movie trailer that just came out with a title vaguely similar to both.
And also, no, I'm not especially worried if the movie in question "borrows" from my book. Any science-fiction-themed military story is going to have elements similar to mine, and vice-versa. We're all swimming in the same pool, folks. It's okay. There's enough different.
I remember people asking me if I was angry with "Avatar" for the brain-transfer thing, and I was, no, honestly, he probably stole it from the same batch of stories I stole it from, so I can't exactly be upset about that. Same idea here.
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17 May
My input: Fuck that ridiculous noise. Libraries are for everyone, and also libraries *buy* their books and are the backbone of many writers' careers. I absolutely and wholeheartedly support libraries and how they are a foundation and lifeline for the communities they serve.
ALSO: Even if they *were* "for poor people," WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT. They are people and deserve books, access to the internet and every single other service libraries provide. The contempt some have for "poor people" pisses me off, and not just because I've been poor.
This is as good a time as any for me to link you all to my piece "A Personal History of Libraries," in which I talk about the libraries I have known and why they are so important to me, as a reader, a writer, and as a human being:

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15 May
I will say that the one criticism of ACS I find slightly off is "machines run amok's been done before." I mean, yes, that's actually the joke, that machines will run amok is so clearly assumed *there's an automated customer service routine FOR it,* I'm playing with tropes, y'all
(Whether I pull that off well is of course open to interpretation! But yeah, I'm aware "the machines have turned on us" is a cliche. That's *why* I played with it and tried to put a new spin on it.)
(Oh, addendum: That's meant to be in regard to the pro reviews I've seen -- I don't expect average viewers to be up on all the tricks of the trade, but it's reasonable to assume pro reviewers get the concept of the genre tropes and metatext being played with.)
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9 May
Admiral Ackbar would warn you about this tweet
(Pro tip: if someone asks you to recommend good, recent SF/F and you can't think of anything from the actual last decade, you should probably skip answering (and if you think there is nothing good in the actual last decade, you should also decline (because you're wrong)))
(This also works for any other genre and indeed any other creative medium)
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4 May
1. One of the things that it's sometimes hard to communicate about being a finalist for an award is one might genuinely be happy for any of the people to win. To make this point, let me talk about why I would be thrilled on a personal level no matter who wins this Locus Award.
2. Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala) was the Astounding Award winner just before me and one of my oldest friends in SF/F, and we used to teach together at @ViableParadise. A terrific writer and pal. It would be thrilling to have her win.
3. At my very first SF convention, Cory Doctorow (@doctorow) was literally pulled out of a crowd in a hotel lobby by our editor to be my con buddy and we have been compatriots since. A great social thinker and writer, and would be a deserved award winner.
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30 Apr
In the mail today: My @RockSugarBand challenge coins for their albums, including the long-awaited "Reinventinator" -- 14 new mash-ups of hard rock and pop songs. My favorite so far: "Faithful Child 'O Mine," because how can you not like Journey and GnR all smooshed up. You can't! The challenge coins in question: Brass and pewter!
For those of you going "wha"?, here's @RockSugarBand's best known single, "Don't Stop the Sandman." This kills at the dances I DJ, I'll have you know.

Also, my favorite nugget of trivia about @rocksugarband is that the lead singer is @JessHarnell, who you know from just about every single cartoon you (or possibly your children) ever grew up with, especially this one.

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