1/
My old man's a dustman
he wears a dustman's hat
he bought 2000 tickets
to see a football match
My old man's a dustman
he wears a dustman's hat
he bought 2000 tickets
to see a football match
2/Fatty passed to Skinny
Skinny passed it back
Fatty took a rotten shot
and knocked the goalie flat.
Skinny passed it back
Fatty took a rotten shot
and knocked the goalie flat.
3/ Where was the goalie
when the ball was in the net?
Half way up the goal post
with his trousers round his neck.
when the ball was in the net?
Half way up the goal post
with his trousers round his neck.
4/ Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
We threw sausages
at our old man.
Marmalade and jam
We threw sausages
at our old man.
5/ They put him on a stretcher
They put him on a bed.
They rubbed his belly
with a five pound jelly
now the poor old soul is dead.
They put him on a bed.
They rubbed his belly
with a five pound jelly
now the poor old soul is dead.
I missed some lines!
2A Singing um pah! um pah!
Stick it up your jump pah!
then:
Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
we threw sausages
at our old man...
2A Singing um pah! um pah!
Stick it up your jump pah!
then:
Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
we threw sausages
at our old man...
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