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30 Jun, 5 tweets, 2 min read
I don't care.

Hillary Clinton's State Department got Twitter to delay implementing an update so the Iranian Revolution could start.
But what do I know I'm just a cartoon crab
"kEEp driNKinG the kOOL AID"
here's another funny joke because I'm such a clown

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until the genocides and authoritarianism he's responsible for unleashing come into play, anyway
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