50 years ago, @exxonmobil's scientists warned that continued use of fossil fuels would render our planet uninhabitable by humans. Exxon's response? They buried the reports and embarked on a disinformation campaign modeled on the tobacco industry's cancer denial.
That campaign continues, even as floods-of-the-century crop up every month or two, as thousand-year heatwaves strike again and again, as wildfires stain our skies the color of blood and zoonitic plagues shut down all activity for years at a time.
Exxon, of course, claims that they're good corporate citizens, committed to preserving the habitability of the only known planet in the entire universe capable of supporting our species.
It's a total lie.
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Exxon spent millions on corruption: disinformation and influence campaigns (AKA "bribes") to make tens of billions - and imposed trillions in costs upon the rest of us, and incalculable losses in the form of lost human lives and natural wonders.
Exxon denies this - in public. In private, the people who direct these campaigns are immensely proud of their work and keenly aware of the fact that other large, corrupting industries are always on the lookout for talent who can corrupt on their behalf.
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For the past eight years, Keith McCoy has been the top Exxon lobbyist in Washington, DC. When @UE (@GreenpeaceUK's media arm) contacted him pretending to be a corporate recruiter with a lucrative offer, he jumped at the chance to boast about his corrupting accomplishments.
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The resulting nine-minute video confirms everything that Exxon's critics - and anti-corruption campaigners - have said for decades. It's a gleeful, boastful confession that catalogs the company's many lies and cheerfully identifies them as such.
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In the video, McCoy describes how Exxon uses front-groups to sow doubt about the climate emergency and the need to eliminate fossil fuel consumption.
He names the senators whom he has (successfully) lobbied to blunt or remove climate protections from Biden's $2T stimulus. It's a heartwarmingly bipartisan parade of biddable officials-for-hire whom Exxon has helped out with an often lucrative side-hustle.
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McCoy speaks fondly of the Trump years, and invites the interviewer to google "trump exxon" to get a sense of just how many gifts his employer received during 2016-20.
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He also frankly admits that Exxon front groups like the American Petroleum Institute are "whipping boys" sent to hearings in Exxon's stead, to absorb the performative criticism of lawmakers who nevertheless fail to take substantive action to curb Exxon's slow genocide.
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And he describes how Exxon secretly funded "shadow groups" to "aggressively fight against some of the science." He stresses - probably correctly - that nothing that Exxon did was illegal.
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He neglects to mention the work Exxon has done to ensure that this unimaginably terrible conduct remained legal.
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But he isn't shy about Exxon's ability to influence policy otherwise. For example, he admits that the only reason Exxon has publicly endorsed carbon taxes is that they know they can prevent any carbon tax from becoming law - it's all a show.
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Exxon corporate, confronted with the video, claimed that it was all reflective of Greenpeace's bias against giant, sociopathic polluting companies and asks who we're going to believe, an oil company or our own lying ears?
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Do watch the video, if only to hear McCoy describe how he baits the hook for senators and then "reels them in."
"I make sure I get them the right information that they need so they look good. And then they help me out. They’re a captive audience. They know they need you."
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McCoy has since posted a groveling retraction on Linkedin, claiming his "statements clearly do not represent ExxonMobil’s positions on important public policy issues." He doesn't explain why he made those statements if they're not true.
ETA - If you'd like an unrolled version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
One of the sweetest pleasures in this life is the astoundingly funny, long-running @BBCRadio4 comedy quiz show, @ISIHAClue. It is back for a 75th (!!!) series and:
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue is very hard to describe. Essentially, it's a bunch of mock competitive quiz-show "games" that are both incredibly silly and incredibly weird, and (this is the magic bit), they never get tiresome.
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Now, much of that is down to the amazing comedians who use these games as frameworks for hilarious sketches (and, of course, the comedy writers who back them up).
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Of all the dysfunctions of the famously cursed US healthcare system, few are so obviously a total scam as "surprise billing." Here's how that works: you go to a hospital (often its ER) that is covered by your insurer, and then, despite this, you get a giant bill. Surprise!
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How can a hospital covered by your insurer hit you - and not your insurer - with a bill? Simple. A private equity company has convinced each of the medical professionals you interact with to secede from the hospital's payroll and form an LLC.
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The hospital contracts with your anesthesiologist's LLC, your trauma surgeon's LLC, the radiologist's LLC - sometimes the WHOLE ER is amputated from the hospital and then grafted back on in LLC form, under contract to the hospital as a standalone independent business.
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