you're probably not going to get a lot of crypto rants out of me, but i'll allow myself this one: i think it is bad and misleading to calculate the "value" or "worth" of a coin by multiplying its current market price by how many there are
you might be willing to say that if you own 1 shitcoin and the market price of shitcoin is $1 then you own $1 worth of shitcoin. okay, maybe, i'll just barely let that pass. theoretically you can sell that 1 shitcoin, probably, if anyone is trading at all
say there are a million shitcoins and you own half of them and the market price of shitcoin is $1. do you own $500k of shitcoin?
the answer is that it depends on how liquid the market for shitcoins is; are there 500k people out there willing to buy a shitcoin for $1 each?
in the limit of low liquidity the concept of a "market price" breaks down; low-liquidity assets don't really have a market price. what they might have is an order book: a list of orders to buy at various prices, and a list of orders to sell at various prices
if the asset we're talking about is something like apple stock, it's fair to assume the market is very liquid, lots of buyers and sellers at similar prices (a "thick" order book), hedge funds and retail investors and whoever else. that assumption is nuts for lots of crypto
what would probably happen if there were a million shitcoins and you owned half of them and you actually attempted to sell all of them is that you'd eat through the order book; you'd run out of people to sell to and crash the price of shitcoin
this is actually *before* the likely market effects of other people noticing that you're dumping literally half of all shitcoin; that will probably cause panic-selling and lower the price more, but that's an additional effect on top of eating through the order book
in other words, "current market price x number of coins" is a linear approximation to the actual amount of money you'd be able to get selling the coins; it becomes less accurate the more coins you have relative to the size of the order book / liquidity of the market
idk this seems like basic first principles stuff to me but i might be missing something because literally everyone talks about the "worth" or "value" of a coin this way and it drives me nuts. even @matt_levine! am i missing something?
(also this is not remotely what i had in mind when i said i was going to start tweeting again but here we are)
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reading this made me want to murder somebody. absolutely do not fucking talk to someone like this when they're telling you how angry they are that people don't give a shit about the particular way in which they're suffering
would you tell a woman talking about how scared she is of men assaulting her to stop worrying so much and be less neurotic about it? absolutely no you would fucking not
to be clear, this is not a disagreement with the content, it's with his smarmy fucking tone, fuck you, you obviously don't give a shit about me, don't fucking pretend like any of what you're saying is for *me*
you don't get to tell me to stop caring about whether i creep women out. it fucking *matters* to me. i *don't wanna fucking do it*. i am *not alone*. i have had a *lot* of private conversations with other men about this. men are *torn up* about it and they *can't talk about it*
insanely frustrating that we live in a world that 100% validates the fear of being hurt but barely acknowledges that fear of hurting other people exists or could be so intense as to be crippling
it’s fucked up that ~99% of the stories i read about men hitting on women are stories of male celebrities getting metoo’d. idk where i’m supposed to be getting role models and positive examples from. any women wanna tell us about a time a man hit on them and they liked it?
p sure i’ve done multiple previous tweets about this here’s one
ok this is turning into a flirting advice thread which i wanna clarify is not actually what i asked for or wanted - i specifically want *stories*, i want stories to counterbalance all the terrible shitty stories in my head, walk me through what he did and how you felt!
chicago deep dish pizzas are lasagnas or casseroles, not pizzas. the archetypical pizza is the costco slice. i will also accept a greasy new york slice
cheesecakes are neither cakes nor pies, they are tarts
might do a PIE root thread. i’ve been looking up a ton of stuff on etymonline but haven’t been able to figure out the most amusing way to structure it into threads