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4 Jul, 81 tweets, 44 min read
1) The #TeslaBrandDestruction thread. Just going to keep adding here . . . and pin it:

2) #TeslaBrandDestruction thread
3) #TeslaBrandDestruction zerohedge.com/markets/horrif…
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5) #TeslaBrandDestruction “he tried to get out of the vehicle; he was pushing the door frantically and it would not engage. He was able to push the button again and lean against the door very hard and that’s when it opened up.” futurism.com/lawsuit-burnin…
6) #TeslaBrandDestruction theverge.com/2021/7/2/22561…
7) #TeslaBrandDestruction mirror.co.uk/tech/man-tests…
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10) "We simply can't make enough parts that meet quality standard. It's stressful," said a representative of a Tesla supplier who wishes not to be named, "the solution has been straightforward: just take the defective parts, and send them to Tesla."
en.pingwest.com/a/8154
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14) #TeslaBrandDestruction elonmusk.today
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21) #TeslaBrandDestruction Car of his dreams he says:
22) #TeslaBrandDestruction Which way did it go, Rhonda?
23) #TeslaBrandDestruction Another FSD "Edge Case"
24) #TeslaBrandDestruction FSD Version 9 Beta will be here in two weeks . . . Scout's Honor!
25) #TeslaBrandDestruction I hate getting ready to leave the driveway and hearing that "loud clonk" of a wheel gone whompy!
26) #TeslaBrandDestruction Remember when?
27) #TeslaBrandDestruction "The fire next time, and the next, and the next, and the next . . . ."
28) #TeslaBrandDestruction Let's all bow our heads and remember Jeff's Memory Hole
29) #TeslaBrandDestruction How does one "get given" a VIN number for a car which does not exist? Welcome to the Tesla Matrix at the end of any quarter:
30) #TeslaBrandDestruction Soldiers in the Tesla Cult float the idea Bart Smith may have committed arson:
31) #TeslaBrandDestruction Version 9.0 in two weeks ought to iron out this rough edge in Level 2, right?
32) #TeslaBrandDestruction Why Tesla's summons will never work properly with its current hardware/software:
33) #TeslaBrandDestruction So many roadsters owed, so many unpaid overtime hours shilling to get back into the graces of his Lord, Elon:
34) #TeslaBrandDestruction Cuts right to the bone:
35) #TeslaBrandDestruction Freddy is never going to get his Roadsters with headlines like this: electrek.co/2021/07/05/elo…
36) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ Another innocent dead, another lawsuit filed, because we won't get this shit off our roads:
37) #TeslaBrandDestruction In which an well-known Tesla supporter wishes Musk to stop posting goofy pumps for crypto:
38) #TeslaBrandDestruction Arrested Development is not just the name of a TV series. It also describes Elon Musk:
39) #TeslaBrandDestruction continues to lower the bar when defining the term "luxury automobile."
40) #TeslaBrandDestruction After meeting with Chinese authorities . . . "Tesla issued a statement so apologetic it verged on groveling, declaring it had “sincerely accepted the guidance of government departments” and “deeply reflected on shortcomings.”
bloomberg.com/news/features/…
41) #TeslaBrandDestruction Anddddd, another one's gone, another one bites the dust:
42) #TeslaBrandDestruction Human catches what Autopilot does not: jalopnik.com/moist-warm-hum…
43) #TeslaBrandDestruction Sold gold Tesla Motors Club thread asking when you would consider joining a class-action lawsuit to sue Tesla for FSD not delivered?
44) #TeslaBrandDestruction screenshot for the #MuskMemoryHole of yore:
45) #TeslaBrandDestruction The way it was/The way it is for FSD software to work properly in your Tesla:
46) #TeslaBrandDestruction The Solar Shingle reveal on a Hollywood soundstage to persuade everyone that Solar City was a natural fit for $TSLAQ is finally coming to trial: forbes.com/sites/alanohns…
47) #TeslaBrandDestruction We have another #TeslanDeprogramming due to #TeslaCustomerServiceIssues and #TeslaServiceIssues
48) A Boring Tunnel full of Lost Souls sniffing #TeslanDeprogramming and #TeslaBrandDestruction These upset people realize they were the marks at the Tesla Poker Table using FSD deposits which has gone to Money Heaven:
49) #TeslaBrandDestruction Yet another summons fail and this time its a blue check mark on Twitter:
50) #TeslaBrandDestruction puts profits over people. Sociopathy affects decisions by people who have a conscience. Bravo, Martina Navratilova!
51) #TeslaBrandDestruction and here, we have in China, another #TeslaSpontaneousCombustion for $TSLAQ and $TSLA cult members to look over:
52) #TeslaBrandDestruction in China it talked about on this Bloomberg video clip:
53) #TeslaBrandDestruction in Berlin shows that the ESG virtue signaling #SubsidyTruffleHound has to cry, #OoopsTeslaDidItAgain
54) #TeslaBrandDestruction Tesla range numbers are fudged says Car and Driver:
55) $F takes top EV Award from Car and Driver. More #TeslaBrandDestruction in the area of "quality."
56) #TeslaBrandDestruction In which @BradMunchen looks at Tesla's most profitable but evaporating Model Y sales in China:
57) #TeslaBreandDestruction Remember when Elon claimed Teslas required less maintenance than ICE mobiles?
58) #TeslaBrandDestruction Last quarter, Tesla market share in China compressed more than the tinier market share loss of $LI + $NIO + $XPEV combined:
59) #TeslaBrandDestruction in which a Tesla owner cannot charge his car, cannot reach a service rep by phone, has to use the app and is given an appointment 12 days away, and no mention of a loaner:
60) #TeslaBrandDestruction No. 1 ESG Virtue Signaling EV brand continues to run afoul of German building codes. #OoopsTeslaDidItAgain
61) $TSLAQ Why is Tesla's quality and service known as the worst in the auto world today? This famous thread will give you background on the "Let Fires Burn" attitude of Silicon Valley bros, one of the more prominent being Elon Musk.
62) #TeslaBrandDestruction in which an owner waits months to get his Tesla back from a fender bender and tries to woo Elon to give him free FSD for having to wait so long. #TheWaitIsReal #WhereAreMyParts #TeslaServiceIssues
63) #TeslaBrandDestruction It appears our German brothers and sisters are at the "trust but verify" stage of their deteriorating relations with Lord Elon, the Cosmic Grifter who proclaims he was sent to save Earf:
64) #TeslaBrandDestruction has also had a taxing effect on Branch Elonian cult members' brains. Here, Plain Site corrects one poor soul who claims Tesla only had 3 lawsuits against it in 2017:
65) #TeslaBrandDestruction means you try to stamp out the little man and little woman who speaks truth to power. But sometimes, you have a fighter such as ex-Tesla engineer Cristina who knows the harder they come, the harder they fall, one and all:
66) #TeslaBrandDestruction

Enron Musk starring in "The Way It Was/The Way It Is"

Executive Producer: @MelaynaLokosky
67) #TeslaBrandDestruction Quote: "I don't think the behavior is any better, for sure."

68) LOL! #TeslaBrandDestruction She nails the Beta Boy commentary:
69) When Gali tells you that "We're still a far, far way from where we need to be," (talking about the newly released Version 9.0) then you know FSD is still not ready for prime time. #TeslaBrandDestruction
70) Someone should make a new radar for first responders which tells them when a Tesla is approaching so they can jump for cover before it arrives on scene. #TeslaBrandDestruction
71) $TeslaBrandDestruction could result in new name. I suggest "IF™"
72) #TeslaBrandDestruction Sunday Fundays mean on glorious days outside, you sit in a line of fellow Teslans and play stupid video games on your MCU! Sedate your mindless consumers in the cult, Elon. Distraction is your edge. Image
73) #TeslaBrandDestruction from a tweet by @bagguley shows the janky Version 9.0 FSD should be not allowed on our nation's roads and highways:
74) #TeslaBrandDestruction thread has another fire to report. #ThrowAnotherTeslaOnTheBarbie and thanks @passthebeano for bringing this to our attention in Tweet #74!
75) #TeslaBrandDestruction adds this little gem found downstream in the @passthebeano thread notched above. It gives us time stamps of important failure moments in the video by the San Francisco driver. Good job @MrIrvanJohnson
76) #TeslaBrandDestruction gives a shout out to @lizadixon for supplying a "Greatest Near Hits" compendium of the San Francisco video. This showcases the embarrassing and dangerous Version 9 FSD, #GetThisShitOffOurStreets, @NHTSAgov
77) #TeslaBrandDestruction Remember, when Enron lies, people die. It's not the doing which is important at the #BranchElonianCult Compound. It's the promise which gives better optics from a #DangerousNarcissist
78) #TeslaBrandDestruction Version 9.0 FSD strays outside the lines of the Google Maps Coloring Book:
79) #TeslaBrandDestruction looks back in Mr. Peabody's Wayback Machine to find when Elon said FSD and summons (et al) would be ready for gullible Teslans to use:
80) #TeslaBrandDestruction adds an entry from a Tesla owner who suffers from #TeslaIncommunicadoIssues #WhereAreMyParts #TeslaCustomerServiceIssues etc. Image
81) #TeslaBrandDesturction I hope one day soon, somebody from the FSD "team" will blow the whistle on Elon Musk and tell the world how dangerous this shit software is to humanity. #GetThisShitOffOurRoads

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