Thread by @CharCubed

in an unplanned turn of events I’m about to watch Ocean’s Eleven for the first time with my family, and I am very excited to beam this criminal homoeroticism directly into my eyeballs

very intense eye contact happening between Brad Pitt and George Clooney at the very start here

their characters have definitely fucked before and I say good for them actually

DON CHEADLE AS FERAL BRITISH MUNITIONS EXPERT?? LMAAAOOO

is there a narrative reason for Rusty intensely watching a half naked male wrestler feature on TV in a bar or is that just something they put in there for the fun of it

I get it he’s gay

it’s funny because he seemed very disinterested in the half naked women at the start but what do I know! Anyway not the point. Yay time for thievery planning

obsessed with the brothers whose primary function is to yell at each other

also obsessed with Scott Caan’s hair

“Does he make you laugh?”
“He doesn’t make me cry”

those lines are fire

that being said, Danny has more chemistry with Rusty than with Tess

also I have no idea why I’m livetweeting this

I feel like Saul’s gonna die. Don’t ask me how or why I think this but old guy with health issues? High stakes situation / plot like this? If someone’s gotta go to emphasize the danger it’s gonna be him I think but maybe I’m bullshitting

Danny holding his ring finger in front of Benedict as some kind of macho display / reminder he was married to Tess lmaaaooooo 💀 Mess. Why are men.

really enjoying the PowerPoint transitions

HAHA RUSTY HAVING BABY MATT DAMON TAIL DANNY

“This is not your call”
“Oh you made it my call when you put her before us”

💀

👁👄👁 damn the lifts in this movie are smooth

update: there WAS a narrative reason. but he’s still gay. thank you.

https://twitter.com/charcubed/status/1411826816764067843

Matt Damon is Danny and Rusty’s adopted thief prodigy

this remote controlled van is fucking SENDING MEEEEEE

FAVORITE PART

also I 100% knew they were the SWAT team but it is still great fun

I was about to tweet “I respect the fact that Danny proved to Tess that Benedict was an asshole but they didn’t get back together” and then lo and behold she ran after him because she was suddenly ~in love with him again~

this is why we can’t have nice things

pleasantly surprised that Saul lived, and also very amused because they definitely had him have a fake heart attack as a nod to the exact trope that made me think he would die LOL

ndkcnndnxJDKCMKFC RUSTY DRESSING IN A FANCY SUIT HE SPENT $$$ ON SPECIFICALLY TO PICK DANNY UP... & HE ACTS AS CHAUFFEUR TO BRING HIM TESS

“We need to get Rusty a girl”
“There’s a women’s prison down the road”

WHAT KIND OF INTRICATE RITUAL IS THIS LMAAAOOO

retroactive tweet: that face-off earlier with Tess confronting Rusty while Rusty is on the phone with Benedict during the con is “person confronts their ex’s new partner”

GAY BEHAVIOR
unbelievable
goodbye