💬 Here's all the deeply strange stuff we've heard on the streets of London this week.

You're welcome 🧵👇

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‘I just really wish people would stop emailing me’ Image
‘If it wasn’t for Stalin I wouldn’t be Australian’ Image
‘You’re the banjo player in Mumford & Sons and there’s just no coming back from that’ Image
‘Please refrain from touching me while I’m sweating and holding a bread knife’ Image
‘If you had a sex dungeon and it was purple, it would be this purple' Image
‘She does baby discos now’ Image
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