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5 Jul, 5 tweets, 1 min read

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"Chance would be a fine thing... a fine thing indeed!!!"

I'm being accused of doing 2 things I've never done

My cunnilingus skills also sometimes get a laugh tbh.

ALSO I thought 1 and 2 were the only ones I actually ever did.

Next up: my career in cunning comedy!

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