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7 Jul, 5 tweets, 1 min read
My friend found a Grand Theft Auto at Savers for $1.99 (for my PS2) and she just started playing and said "Oh I forgot you drive cars in this".

Ummm I think the name should have reminded you 😁
Things heard during said GTA game:

"Hee I got a bat!"
"I forgot there were missions. Most of the time I would just run around and beat people up."

"OK this is how I hit people with the bat. HEE HEE...just like that."

Should I worry if I ever see my friend with a bat?
"I wonder what that was...Oh I think I just took drugs. Yup I took drugs." 😁
"I'm a bully. YAY!"

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Lumpy Louise - I welcome the octopods takeover Profile picture
10 Jul
OK this is just my (& others) speculation but you know how it goes: "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Here I'll make my case as to why I think there's a faction of "the left" that are actively working against M4A.
It started maybe a bit before but definitely reared it's ugly head after Biden won in Nov. Now with the Force the Vote, I can see why some people, even though it is a tactic both DSA and AOC called for before, might be wary. No one likes to see their favorite policy voted down.
There is historical precedence as to why the strategy was a good one but those facts were hidden by the attribution of FTV to Dore and this faction of "the left" trying to claim poison fruit because they don't agree with Dore some of his views.
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2 Sep 20
Somebody just said I should bring back the #Whigged...well, they never went away.

A Thread⤵️ of Whigged

hmmm I'll start with the Senators...some may be retired

Bennett
Booker (Julie made this one not me)
Brown
Cantwell
#Whigged

Cardin
Carper
Casey
Coons
#Whigged

Cortez Masto
Donnelly
Duxkworth
Durbin
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2 May 20
I've been pushing against Joe over the rape because being a survivor I'm compelled to but we do need to keep in mind all the other ways he is a horrible candidate.

He has written and supported racist policy.

He has supported pro-life policy and has voted against Roe.

1/3
He has lied countless times:

Destroyed the man that his wife hit's life saying he was drink...he wasn't.

He plagiarized and stole from speeches.

He lied about marching for civil rights.

He lied about wanting to cut social security.

2/3
He is fine with endless wars making the MIC money.

He is down with fracking & will do the bare minimum about the environment.

He promises to veto M4A because of cost (though he is cozy with private insurance too).

In fact, he loves big donors.

Not to mention Anita Hill.

3/3
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25 Apr 20
Here come the excuses for the Larry King clip that is further proof Tara Reade's mother was aware her daughter was having issues in DC.

1) Acting like this is the only proof so calling it weak
2) "She says good things so it can't be true"
3) Russia (Rhoda's on her shit again)
"It's a disinfo campaign to distract from Trump being a moron."

That would be more believable if MSM even covered it, perhaps. 🤷‍♀️
"It doesn't matter because Trump has more charges."

And, yet, sadly in a just world it would matter.
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19 Apr 20
The Women's March does the right thing and liberals are none too happy.
This one is hilarious. I mean the whole reason the Women's March was started was women who were against how Trump treats women as far as I remember. They lost me at corporate sponsorship and pussy hats.
Yeah, 'real' as a word has a meaning and I'm sure you aren't the judge of who was or was not raped...thankfully because, frankly, you really suck at it.
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30 Mar 20
Just gonna make a thread of ALL the stories about Biden and his problem with groping and inappropriately touching women prior to 2020. These come from all sources including moderate ones.

Tara's story didn't just pop up.

June 2019, Business Insider

businessinsider.com/joe-biden-alle…
June 2019, HuffPost

Here he is joking about the allegations last summer.

“I want the press to know, she pulled me close."

huffpost.com/entry/joe-bide…
April 2019, NPR

"He put his hand around my neck and pulled me in to rub noses with me. When he was pulling me in, I thought he was going to kiss me on the mouth."

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