Thread by @ButNotTheCity

I am a jurist and bioethicist. I served as the first openly transfeminine clerk at the Supreme Court of Canada, coined the term “gender modality”, and am famously horny on main. I am also inebriated on a weekday evening. Ask Me Anything!

Linkin Park’s first two albums (three if you count Reanimation) are amazing and I will not let anyone convince me otherwise.

https://twitter.com/pinkblacknoise/status/1412924266329280515?s=21

Any collection of Jorge Luis Borges’ short stories. I also quite enjoyed Jacques Poulin’s Le Coeur de la baleine bleue.

https://twitter.com/fanboysingleton/status/1412924391487426561

Why the fuck are doctors.

https://twitter.com/Defiler_Wyrm/status/1412924875174522881?s=20

How yankee must the yankees be?

https://twitter.com/winston_shaw/status/1412924706223628290?s=20

I mean idk maybe? We'd have to get to know each other more first.

https://twitter.com/blkcosmogenesis/status/1412925202665590785?s=20

Surprise me!

https://twitter.com/shadow/status/1412924599193542660?s=20

In no particular order: masturbate, watch bad dating shows, binge fictional worlds' lore on wikis, think about how amazing my girlfriend is, write smut, write academia, what the fuck is private time.

https://twitter.com/JustBeLexiB/status/1412925414503292928?s=20

You’re late. We already have them.

https://twitter.com/_57ark_/status/1412926863824015361?s=21

Capitalism is the fucking worst. I’m an anarcho-communist that’s grown very cynical at how neoliberalism has perfected assimilating and quashing—often violently—any effective resistance. I fear we’ll reach climate no-return long before revolution.

https://twitter.com/mightylzrdking/status/1412928037218357249?s=21

Turquoise and lavender! 😊

https://twitter.com/themonstersash/status/1412928111314886659?s=21

No, that’s why I’m so horny on main. Though I guess my Facebook acts as something of an alt. But Zuck doesn’t allow nudes. 😫

https://twitter.com/mariannemuch/status/1412929322470580226?s=21

Peach because butts. Plus it leaves all that juice in your face like when you eat pussy.

https://twitter.com/mookiemama2/status/1412930180822228993?s=21

Je reviendrai à Montréal. Dans un grand Boeing bleu de mer!

https://twitter.com/siobhanftb/status/1412930972312608768?s=21

The trick is self-hate, anxiety, and disbelieving it with a little over half your brain.

https://twitter.com/thebootypolitic/status/1412932110323785728?s=21

The post literally states that I am horny on main. You do not get to be surprised. Also that’s hardly obscene by my standards.

https://twitter.com/mookiemama2/status/1412933074526949376?s=21

I do not. I am far too much of a useless femme to have delved into those topics.

https://twitter.com/burned_acct/status/1412933690624204801?s=21

First we need to define the parameters. What counts as pegging besides the obvious of me fucking a cis man in the ass with a strap-on? Is it defined by the hole, the gender, the genitals, or all of the above?

https://twitter.com/juniperlsimonis/status/1412934233450901506?s=21

I’ve been to fewer than 5 if we don’t count open air free concerts, so I won’t embarrass myself by saying U2. New Pornographers were nice but the speakers were too loud for my delicate ears and I’m pissed Mountain Goats didn’t open for them in Montreal.

https://twitter.com/tweed_thneed/status/1412934572321513473?s=21

The rainbow-feathered and trans flag-feathered ones.

https://twitter.com/jordantyranny/status/1412936991449227268?s=20

What is this thing you said - optimistic? Never heard of her.

https://twitter.com/Thisisjdf/status/1412937968596226049?s=20

Nice to meet you. Sure probably.

https://twitter.com/cathryntownsend/status/1412939489517899779?s=21

The Mountain Goats’ discography. Also whatever song goes “omg I have a girlfriend my girlfriend is the cutest aaaaaaaaa”.

https://twitter.com/deoxdynamics/status/1412940103379390467?s=21

What’s the horny one? Is there a tentacle kink one?

https://twitter.com/earthagae/status/1412939705935704070?s=21

Transphobe-hostile? Acistant?

https://twitter.com/jorgerpereira/status/1412939920793026565?s=21

The gay gene is a lot of things, not many very good. I don’t think it need erase bisexuality and asexuality though the research as currently done definitely does. But it’s just shitty either way. As for eugenics versus conversion therapy, potato potato.

https://twitter.com/jey__kay/status/1412940584050954242?s=21

Too open a question. Am bad at those.

https://twitter.com/nocturnmusings/status/1412941177490448392?s=21

Sounds fun. I’m in. Can I be coauthor?

https://twitter.com/earthagae/status/1412942143308640256?s=21

Would recommend asking someone who’s not a colonizer. Am far from an appropriate person to answer that! Countless people to follow but Eve Tuck, Cindy Blackstock, and Kim TallBear are crucial voices.

https://twitter.com/aizuchi/status/1412941911938174983

I wish I was allowed to say. 😂 There’s some good shit.

https://twitter.com/shaunawins/status/1412945817678254082?s=21

Yeah that’s not at all the case. In fact, it might be almost more accurate to say it’s the other way around. But for a fuller take, see: florenceashley.com/uploads/1/2/4/…

https://twitter.com/jorgerpereira/status/1412947852364558338?s=21

There’s no such thing as pineapple on pizza. There’s pizza-shaped pie with pineapple on it. But if it has pineapple it’s not a pizza. It’s good, but it’s not a pizza.

https://twitter.com/aidanthejester/status/1412955039216377860?s=21

Ah, I see I have fooled you. Good.

https://twitter.com/tgirltherapist/status/1412957402169815041?s=21

All birds are lovely except pigeons. Fucking sexual harassers. That said, of common Toronto birds I love sterlings.

https://twitter.com/averyofbirds/status/1412940627092787204?s=21

I trust the Quebec government less than the federal one currently. I also don’t believe in states. I’m pragmatic—will it have a preferable material outcome? Right now I can’t say it would.

https://twitter.com/jmwysocke/status/1412958717981732864?s=21

Standard! And don’t try poutine “in Canada.” It must be Quebec.

https://twitter.com/emilyvivant/status/1412965454646292480?s=21