Judging from the sounds outside, the neighborhood kids are playing "how many roman candles before we lose a finger" and so I therefore deduce it's July 4

And since it's July 4, I've had some gin, and do you have a moment to talk about the Gibraltar of the West?

Of course you do

Look, basic rule of thumb. Unless you're actual no shit Gibraltar, don't call yourself the "Gibraltar of X" it's never a good portent. Ticonderoga, Gibraltar of the north, falls in 1777. Crown Point, Gibraltar of the Hudson, falls in 1779. The trends don't lie

But I'm getting ahead of myself, which is to be expected because alcohol and history. Mixing the two has been known to cause problems, but we're just gonna surge right thru that

We begin with the Mississippi river. It's a bigass river. Like. Big. Ass.

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1 Jul

It's around 0730 on the sunny, already-humid morning of July 1, 1863. One of the many blue-coated cavalry patrols and videttes posted to the roads surrounding the town of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania spots the movement of heavy columns of butternut uniforms west of the town

The troopers have had a long night in their outposts, heavy with dew, snatching as much sleep as a saddle and wet blanket will allow. The 8th Illinois Cavalry, nicknamed the Abolition Regiment, is posted on the Chambersburg Pike, which is now in the path of Beth's rebel division

Lt Marcellus Jones borrows the carbine of one of his troopers. He raises it, sights it onto a rebel officer, and fires. He misses. The heavy air echoes with the sound, soon replaced by the morning birdsong of Pennsylvania. But not for long. The crackle of carbines begins to grow

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30 Jun

PSA: this account is going to be mostly Gettysburg-based for the next few days, with some Vicksburg thrown in, so if that's not your thing, be warned

This begins with the annual re-watch of "Gettysburg," coinciding with the next gin and tonic, in about fifteen minutes

IT IS TIME

This was our favorite movie, dad and I. Practically wore out the VHS tapes. Is a big reason I got into history, and then joined the military

Ironically, I think the Killer Angels -which the movie is based on - is rather a shit book.

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20 Jun

Wherever this man is, I hope he's having a Father's Day that involves a newly turned row under a blue sky. I miss him so much.
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I have such a clear memory of this time I was doing my homework and dad came home, and hollered for me to come downstairs. He had a really amused tone in his voice, so I knew I wasn't in trouble. I came down a few stairs and looked over the bannisters. Dad put a box on the floor

Inside was a softly grunting pot-bellied pig. Dad thought it was the funniest thing ever. Mom was at work, and probably wouldn't have found this amusing, which I told him. He said it would be ok. He'd been visiting a friend & they were getting rid of it, so he took it

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