I've wanted to do a similar piece to this *excellent* WSJ piece on financially & psychologically exploitative Master's programs for some time; I do wish they'd focused on even more programs
The numbers are higher at Columbia, but the scam — and yes, I think it's a scam — is the same at so many schools, public, private, Ivy, for-profit. Master's programs are *massive* money makers
If the people running these programs don't know that they're exploitative, they're telling themselves very complex stories as to why they're not. In 99% of cases, an MA in Cinema Studies, or English, or "Liberal Arts" does nothing for your job prospects. It only gives you debt.
And the program that everyone whispers about as the most exploitative of students with nebulous grad school dreams isn't mentioned. Ugh, I think I have to write about this, thank you WSJ for the kick in the pants
If you were recruited by or participated in an MA, MFA, or other Master's Program that, in hindsight, was operating in a predatory manner as described above — no matter the school or discipline — I'd love to hear more. Email in bio; put 'grad school' in the subject line
There's a lot of rhetorical gymnastics that programs use in order to convince students & faculty that they're not predatory. But a terminal MA with no funding, no funnel into the industry, & graduates end up huge debt but rarely working in their field? Predatory.
A program that specifically targets people who didn't get into a Humanities PhD at their school, or med school, or law school, with no funding, massive debt load, and vague promises that it'll make them a better candidate? Predatory
A few examples of predatory programs dressed up in prestige:
Masters in "Medical Sciences"
The Notorious
If you're paywalled out of the WSJ article, News Corp has chosen to reprint it in its entirety on Fox Business:
Earlier this year Steve was fetching the ball in the field where people go to throw the ball for their dogs. The speedwalker was cutting across the field, and Steve ran up to her to give her his ball.
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Slack's Remote Employee Experience Index has been surveying 10k+ employees in 6 countries over the course of the pandemic; tons of really interesting insights — like the fact that 21% are currently looking for a new job:
Watched RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK for the first time since childhood and whew, the orientalism in this movie, but also completely blown away by how much it operates like a Douglas Fairbanks silent pic
Just remembered that this, along with the rest of the trilogy, was one of the first VHS movies my family ever owned — obtained through a detail at McDonald's (!) where you got each copy for like $5 (?) with purchase of a combo meal
The McDonald's VHS sales trend is so fascinating, in hindsight — a way to make a visit "special" but also helped popularize/normalize VHS ownership.
In 1992, McDonald's was the third largest seller of VHS tapes in the country—beating out Blockbuster:
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Muscle Milk, The Rock, Creatine, Brad Pitt's Abs, Men's Health, Ripped Tobey Maguire, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — here's food & gender scholar @EmilyContois on the suffocating image of swole that surrounded young Gen-X and millennial men:
"Teen girlhood is a site of constant contradictions. It’s celebrated and derided, sexualized and overprotected. But teen boyhood barely exists. It’s viewed as a life chapter to rush through in order to reach manhood, the stage that matters."
I thought there were a lot of "how to get Britney's abs" articles, but they're nothing compared to "how to get Brad Pitt's abs" in men's mags. People are STILL WRITING THEM.
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