Girlfriend came to spend the weekend and it was all cool until we woke up this morning.

She wanted that early morning sport that you people like to do but engine didn't start.

Baby what's wrong? I said nothing,I'm not just in the mood.
Oh, you don't find me attractive anymore? You have seen me finish?

Wooh free me jare Ogbeni, I went straight to the kitchen to make hot Milo

On coming back to the bedroom,she said no wonder, see how thick your milo is Babajide?

How will your preek rise ffs?
At first she thought it was about me not finding her attractive and now it's about me drinking thick Milo

In all these I didn't utter a word, na me understand why my preek no rise

Everyday I think about how to improve my life chances as a Nigerian living in Nigeria.
Everyday I think about how to make sure my unborn kids don't experience the sour and acrid realities we are facing in Nigeria

Everyday I think about how to give my kids a better future without necessarily stealing and engaging in fraud
Everyday I think about how to rent a good apartment for my mum and how to build at least a bungalow for her by her 60th birthday

Sapa is dealing with me and you want my engine to start?

This my preek has sense naw

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The date of whatever meeting is it is just for you and him! Forget those extras, everything that happens that day linger
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