Dystopian British Police Tweets: A Thread

A collection of dystopian tweets from various regional hyper-woke and surveillance heavy Police Forces across the United Kingdom.

Below: A ‘13-year-old’ Asylum Seeker ‘mysteriously disappears’ when he arrives in Britain.
A ‘serious hate crime’ is apparently drawing a penis on a pride flag. There are loads of tweets like these.
A ‘multi-faith’ swearing in ceremony in 15 languages. Why do they indulge this lack of integration? Shouldn’t they all be speaking English?
Literally arrested for not having his license.
Remember that the UK is only about 20% non-white, not 50%. Also note that minorities don’t even need to submit a CV to apply. Different standards for them.
Arrested for going on walks in the middle of nowhere.
Reported and arrested for posting racist memes online
Leeds man commits multiple knife attacks but keeps escaping.
Man almost literally arrested ‘for being English’
Man arrested for ‘brandishing bacon’ in a threatening manner outside a mosque.
New portable metal detectors to deter youths with knives and machetes in London.
Immigrant responsible for a series of acid attacks wanted by the police so he can be made to attend cultural sensitivity training.
No comment except to say it’s true that knife crime is rampant in London.
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