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12 Jul, 6 tweets, 3 min read
I feel like we need a whole new set of broadcasting calls for @JacobSteinmetz6:
I'll start.
***Manager slowly walks to the mound, takes the ball from Steinmetz, and says, "Rabboysay, mir velln bentchen"***
@simmy_cohen @CespedesBBQ @ElliSchorr
If he pitches a perfect game:
"Steinmetz has achieved Shleymus!" (too obvious?)
So @ayilbasvach is on a roll with this...

@jacklanger @DBashIdeas
***Strike three called, and Steinmetz tells the batter to make a Leishev***
Steinmetz sets down the #3 hitter, but now Kadma Ve-Azla Revi'i
***Steinmetz must've said Kiddush Levana with extra kavana this month, because he's been untouchable***
"Batters are flailing away at Steinmetz's pitches, like they're doing naanuim with the daled minim."
"Yup, and they probably should add 'Ana Hashem Hoshia Na.'"

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